With apologies to James Lipton...
What is your favorite word?
So
What is your least favorite word?
Packet
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Color
What turns you off?
Ignorance
What is your favorite curse word?
Shit
What sound or noise do you love?
A light breeze through the trees
What sound or noise do you hate?
Tires screeching
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Artist
What profession would you not like to do?
Window washer on a skyscraper
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"It's all going to be okay."