Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Proof that I have too much free time during school, even with web filters:
Person X: What ever happened to the Private Eye?
Me: The Private Eye went insane having found out that House made out with Cuddy instead of him, and currently lives in the sewers under Princeton Plainsboro Hospital,with Vogler and Tritter, plotting his revenge against House, and on Tuesday evenings sleeping with Chase.
Person X: In a battle among Cameron, 13, and Cuddy, who would win?
Me: 13 would end up dying from Huntington's, and an angstful Private Eye would come out the the sewers and shoot Cuddy, so it would be Cameron.
Person X: If House could have any superpower, what would it be and why?"
Me: He would be able to poop macademia nut pankcakes because they are more dear to him than Vicodin.
Person X: Is Cameron really in love with Chase?
Me: Cameron was in love with Amber. Now she knows no love.
Person X: Who has the strangest favorite food and what is it?
Me: Cuddy eats babies...but Wilson eats prostitutes.
Person X: When will they have a Doctor diagnose a patient correctly the first time?
Me: House: Lemme guess. You have some form of genital rot.
Wilson: You can read me like a book
Person X: What ever happened to the Private Eye?
Me: The Private Eye went insane having found out that House made out with Cuddy instead of him, and currently lives in the sewers under Princeton Plainsboro Hospital,with Vogler and Tritter, plotting his revenge against House, and on Tuesday evenings sleeping with Chase.
Person X: In a battle among Cameron, 13, and Cuddy, who would win?
Me: 13 would end up dying from Huntington's, and an angstful Private Eye would come out the the sewers and shoot Cuddy, so it would be Cameron.
Person X: If House could have any superpower, what would it be and why?"
Me: He would be able to poop macademia nut pankcakes because they are more dear to him than Vicodin.
Person X: Is Cameron really in love with Chase?
Me: Cameron was in love with Amber. Now she knows no love.
Person X: Who has the strangest favorite food and what is it?
Me: Cuddy eats babies...but Wilson eats prostitutes.
Person X: When will they have a Doctor diagnose a patient correctly the first time?
Me: House: Lemme guess. You have some form of genital rot.
Wilson: You can read me like a book