Sep 22, 2003 22:09
Once time my friend Emily and I rewound a certain part of "Witchboard" to see Tawny Kitaen's Amazonian vag multiple times.
Have you ever noticed that when a B celebrity, I don't know, kills someone, it makes the news, like if they were big stars? Like O.J. and the guy from the show with the parrot...the Blake guy? And when Tawny Kitaen who hasn't worked since, I don't know, that Whitesnake video, beats up on her Major League hubby with her white pump, it makes the paper? Steven from the Dell commericials better never, I don't know, commit sodomy. I can see it now..."Dude, You're getting...cornholed? Story at 10."