"Break Out The Ammo And Eggnog" (Sam, Michael, Fi, PG)

[halfshellvenus]

Title: Break Out The Ammo And Eggnog
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Michael, Fiona (Gen)
Rating: PG
Summary: Not your typical celebration, but close enough.
Author's Notes: For usanetwork_las and the prompt of "What X really wanted for Christmas."
Also for writers_choice ("Gift").

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It was ten o'clock on Christmas morning, and Michael and Fi were arguing in the kitchen...