Today at work we learned Catepillars and Wave Swing. I stayed mainly at Caterpillars which was good because apparantly three women decided to all scream at
c_for_cinephile all at once. Besides, then I get to make this list.
Oshitari Kenya's List of Things One Can Learn From Working the Caterpillars (and looking at the circle-car thing)
- Giant mushrooms are normal.
- Pigs have tiny legs.
- Swans can break their necks (and legs) and still be fine.
- Swans also have gigantic eyes. Eyes that take up 80% of their heads.
- Trees emit bubbles and shitty music.
nishiura_left conquered un leon on a bench.- Arms near wheels on Disney vehicles are normal.
- Frightening Stay Puft Marshmallow Men are also normal.
- Flowers ride zebras. And elephants.
- Police motorcycles come in many colors. Even pink.
I got sunburned, too. It sucks. Plus it was really boring.
Oh and I think I got spit on while being in charge of tickets for the swings.