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Has everyone seen the Paris Hilton phonebook already? I'm giving serious consideration to calling Anna Kournikova.
Anna: Ja?
Me: Is this Anna Kournikova?
Anna: Ja.
Me: Cool.
Or how about Robert Shapiro?
Shapiro: Hello?
Me: Is this Robert Shapiro?
Shapiro: Yes.
Me: Hey. It's OJ.
And I can't decide who I'd rather start forwarding friendship quizzes to, Eminem or Usher? Eminem would be more brutally honest, but Usher is more sensitive to my needs. I guess I'll do both. "Now tell the truth, if I was a hoe, would you f*ck me?"
Anna: Ja?
Me: Is this Anna Kournikova?
Anna: Ja.
Me: Cool.
Or how about Robert Shapiro?
Shapiro: Hello?
Me: Is this Robert Shapiro?
Shapiro: Yes.
Me: Hey. It's OJ.
And I can't decide who I'd rather start forwarding friendship quizzes to, Eminem or Usher? Eminem would be more brutally honest, but Usher is more sensitive to my needs. I guess I'll do both. "Now tell the truth, if I was a hoe, would you f*ck me?"