Weirdness...
So, I'm sitting here amazed at the kind of bullshit I'm hearing...
If I HEAR ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON THREATEN TO KILL THEMSELVES OVER STUPID BULLSHIT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GIVE THEM THE GUN TO DO IT!!!
It gets old. Life is sometimes hard. Wah. The sad truth of the matter is that in my Darwinian way of thinking, if you wanna off yourself, fine, you're wasting MY oxygen. There are very few things in life that are worth ending it over. So here it is, BMF'S list of things that aren't worth dying for:
1) A relationship. I don't care if they were the only one to LOVE you, and you found them fucking your Dog on your baby blankey while hurling darts at your picture on the dart board. The sad fact is that most young suicides are about stuff like this. Guess what, the love of your life turned out to be a bitch/asshole, and your life sucks. Boohoo. It will pass, it always does, and soon enough you will find yourself in another relationship that may or may not be the greatest love in your life...
2) Money. So, you lost your job, you're living at the Sally, and your car's about to get repo'd...before you start talking about shedding off this mortal coil, how about, GET ANOTHER FUCKING JOB AND QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT. Or just realize how stupid the materialistic modern mindset is, find an old tent and live in the woods before we manage to burn them all to the ground so we can have more paper to wrap your happy meals. Money, being, in all honesty entirely unnessassary, is a foolish thing to get upset about.
3) Failure. All of your best laid plans fail miserably, and it seemed as if for once, they might work. Well...they didn't. Time to swallow a handgun...or you could always just try to figure out what went wrong and try to fix them... Quick Hint: Most plans fail the first time...the trick is to keep trying. Hell, you never know what'll work. Who'da thought that some college kid's website that just held a few links for friends would grow into Yahoo!, or that the guy who did a bunch of funny "Boys Suck" type shirts would sell his company for 16 million to Hot Topic. Sometimes the best ideas, come from the ashes of failures...
I'm so fucking sick of the pseudo gothic, emo, I wanna die mentality. Grow up. Life is hard, but good...if you have the balls to work for it. If you wanna get bitch slapped by the world, then by all means keep whining and letting this shit continue to happen, I hope your misery is rewarded in the end...as for me, I'm gonna start doing some slappin on my own. AND I'M NOT GONNA GIVE THE WORLD THE SATISFACTION OF WATCHING ME FALL...
In short, I don't care how bad shit is, it could be worse. I see worse everyday. So before you start thinking that your only exit is the final one, look at yourself in the mirror, slap yourself in face, and clear your vision. Or not, and stop wasting my valuable oxygen.
If I HEAR ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON THREATEN TO KILL THEMSELVES OVER STUPID BULLSHIT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GIVE THEM THE GUN TO DO IT!!!
It gets old. Life is sometimes hard. Wah. The sad truth of the matter is that in my Darwinian way of thinking, if you wanna off yourself, fine, you're wasting MY oxygen. There are very few things in life that are worth ending it over. So here it is, BMF'S list of things that aren't worth dying for:
1) A relationship. I don't care if they were the only one to LOVE you, and you found them fucking your Dog on your baby blankey while hurling darts at your picture on the dart board. The sad fact is that most young suicides are about stuff like this. Guess what, the love of your life turned out to be a bitch/asshole, and your life sucks. Boohoo. It will pass, it always does, and soon enough you will find yourself in another relationship that may or may not be the greatest love in your life...
2) Money. So, you lost your job, you're living at the Sally, and your car's about to get repo'd...before you start talking about shedding off this mortal coil, how about, GET ANOTHER FUCKING JOB AND QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT. Or just realize how stupid the materialistic modern mindset is, find an old tent and live in the woods before we manage to burn them all to the ground so we can have more paper to wrap your happy meals. Money, being, in all honesty entirely unnessassary, is a foolish thing to get upset about.
3) Failure. All of your best laid plans fail miserably, and it seemed as if for once, they might work. Well...they didn't. Time to swallow a handgun...or you could always just try to figure out what went wrong and try to fix them... Quick Hint: Most plans fail the first time...the trick is to keep trying. Hell, you never know what'll work. Who'da thought that some college kid's website that just held a few links for friends would grow into Yahoo!, or that the guy who did a bunch of funny "Boys Suck" type shirts would sell his company for 16 million to Hot Topic. Sometimes the best ideas, come from the ashes of failures...
I'm so fucking sick of the pseudo gothic, emo, I wanna die mentality. Grow up. Life is hard, but good...if you have the balls to work for it. If you wanna get bitch slapped by the world, then by all means keep whining and letting this shit continue to happen, I hope your misery is rewarded in the end...as for me, I'm gonna start doing some slappin on my own. AND I'M NOT GONNA GIVE THE WORLD THE SATISFACTION OF WATCHING ME FALL...
In short, I don't care how bad shit is, it could be worse. I see worse everyday. So before you start thinking that your only exit is the final one, look at yourself in the mirror, slap yourself in face, and clear your vision. Or not, and stop wasting my valuable oxygen.