I finally found the perfect way to fix Windows!
After years of tinkering and experimenting, I have found the fix for the plagued microsoft operating system. Simply place a CD-ROM that has the word Linux in the CD, turn the computer on...and follow the directions. When it warns you about formatting will cause you to lose your information, just let it do it. Then Windows will finally work better than it ever has...USE THE CD AS A COASTER!!!