Better Olympic Stories
David Malki, epic weirdo, cartoonist, and writer, came up with more interesting Olympic narratives. Some of them I love way too much:
- Every 4 years we must cavort to thrill the icedemon
- Little white lie on first date has gone too far
- In curling contest for immortal soul
- In the Olympics by mistake
- Possibly replaced by a bear in a costume
- Bionic sequined tutu has mind of its own
- Country ceased to exist mid-ski jump à la Tom Hanks in The Terminal
- Hates snow and wants to crush it
- There against wishes of every country
- President/Chancellor/King of micronation must do every event himself
- Every 4 years we must cavort to thrill the icedemon
- Little white lie on first date has gone too far
- In curling contest for immortal soul
- In the Olympics by mistake
- Possibly replaced by a bear in a costume
- Bionic sequined tutu has mind of its own
- Country ceased to exist mid-ski jump à la Tom Hanks in The Terminal
- Hates snow and wants to crush it
- There against wishes of every country
- President/Chancellor/King of micronation must do every event himself