What Is Happening Here?

[blythechild]

1. "Jesus... why is the overstock always on the top shelf?
2. "Stop telling me to pull up my pants. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW?"
3. New art installation about global ecological policies leaves public guessing. Hipster artist responds: Don't worry, you won't get it.
4. Final scene from The Blair Witch Project: Cargo Container
5. Ninja Fail #47: coordinating your outfit with your mission parameters is key
6. "Way to go, Ian. You just had to butch it up and do this shit without a ladder, didn't you?"
7. "Hey! This thing is full of Skittles! WHAT IF THEY'RE ALL FULL OF SKITTLES??!?!???"