Dear Mayor,

[blythechild]

Oh, FER FUCK'S SAKE! There's ANOTHER video of Mayor Rob Ford in which he is a) drunk off his not-so-tiny ass, b) pretending to be a coked-out luchador, or c) taken over by a confused and angry alien parasite.

And then there is THIS equally embarrassing non-apology/response to the previous video.

Mayor Ford,

You are a hot mess.
If you don't get help soon, you're just not gonna make it.
I am no longer concerned about your laughable politics - just PLEASE get some medical help. NOW.

And HIRE A P.R./POLICY ADVISOR WHO ISN'T RELATED TO YOU. You can no longer afford to 'wing' these press scrums >:/

I'm starting to think that he's quite possibly drunk all the damn time now.