What's Happening Here?
A) The Mayans were right: the end of the world is nigh and this is what it looks like, B) You are never safe from the scurge of ninjas, C) NPH keeps auditioning for Spartacus. He just won't leave. HBO called security... , D) NPH is actually Superman/Jesus Christ/Charleton Heston/Sean Connery, but he can also do musical theater, or E) There is no rate of diminishing return on ninja gags.