Time to shag, marry, or cliff...
So, because I enjoy my fantasy life so much that I couldn't help but asking draycevixen to include me in her "Shag, Marry or Cliff Meme", I now have to choose the fates of the following 3 suitors:
V
Michael of La Femme Nikita
or, Captain Picard
Putting aside that I would absolutely shag them all, and the fact that everyone BUT the "Cliff" candidate will end up being shagged anyway... I'd have to shag V (because, well, just 'cause okay?!? It's a thing with me and I sure as hell can't marry the damned bugger. What a nightmare that would be... I seriously considered "cliffing" him because he had the best chance of surviving/thwarting that, but, no, sex won out). I'd marry Michael because, despite his secrecy and inherent mendacity, he proved himself to be remarkably loyal and honorable throughout the life of the series which are pluses in any marriage. Also, he can kill bad guys with his thumb. So, that means that Picard gets thrown off a cliff. Sorry, hon - you weren't marriage material and I'm pretty sure that after the initial crack love stage had worn off, the whole obsession with Shakespeare, archeology and the Prime Directive would've started to get on my nerves.
If you want to participate in this meme, leave me a comment and I'll assign you 3 suitors to shag, marry or cliff ;)
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V
Michael of La Femme Nikita
or, Captain Picard
Putting aside that I would absolutely shag them all, and the fact that everyone BUT the "Cliff" candidate will end up being shagged anyway... I'd have to shag V (because, well, just 'cause okay?!? It's a thing with me and I sure as hell can't marry the damned bugger. What a nightmare that would be... I seriously considered "cliffing" him because he had the best chance of surviving/thwarting that, but, no, sex won out). I'd marry Michael because, despite his secrecy and inherent mendacity, he proved himself to be remarkably loyal and honorable throughout the life of the series which are pluses in any marriage. Also, he can kill bad guys with his thumb. So, that means that Picard gets thrown off a cliff. Sorry, hon - you weren't marriage material and I'm pretty sure that after the initial crack love stage had worn off, the whole obsession with Shakespeare, archeology and the Prime Directive would've started to get on my nerves.
If you want to participate in this meme, leave me a comment and I'll assign you 3 suitors to shag, marry or cliff ;)
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