Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Summer
1. Lost tourists trying to use the TTC
2. There isn't a good excuse not to go to work as it is air conditioned there
3. You realize how LOUD everything is once all of the windows are open
4. CrazyScaryClownMusic coming from the local ice cream truck 5 times a week
5. That toddler in the house that backs onto my southern windows who screams from 9a.m. to 7p.m. each day needs a serious beating. I offer my services...
6. People who complain about the humidity when they have A/C at home, work and in their car
7. I have to peel my overly affectionate dog from my lap daily because she just doesn't understand the concept of TOO HOT
8. We don't have enough trees in this city
9. Men who walk around shirtless (no, not the ones that you hope will walk around shirtless) and openly sexually harass anything with a vag because excessive heat is a universal excuse for being rude
10. No one I know is affluent enough to own a cottage
*sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!*
2. There isn't a good excuse not to go to work as it is air conditioned there
3. You realize how LOUD everything is once all of the windows are open
4. CrazyScaryClownMusic coming from the local ice cream truck 5 times a week
5. That toddler in the house that backs onto my southern windows who screams from 9a.m. to 7p.m. each day needs a serious beating. I offer my services...
6. People who complain about the humidity when they have A/C at home, work and in their car
7. I have to peel my overly affectionate dog from my lap daily because she just doesn't understand the concept of TOO HOT
8. We don't have enough trees in this city
9. Men who walk around shirtless (no, not the ones that you hope will walk around shirtless) and openly sexually harass anything with a vag because excessive heat is a universal excuse for being rude
10. No one I know is affluent enough to own a cottage
*sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!*