I am, I am - hold yer water...
But these might interest:
Obama and McCain get their own comic book treatments -
http://www.thestar.com/News/USElection/article/469706 and, Igor Kenk - bike thief, faces drug charges, up to 60 counts of theft, and the potential reputation of being the Stolen Bicycle Kingpin of T.O. -
http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/469544 With stories like these, I'm soooo glad that I'm not in the news today.
I wonder if Kenk stole my little red bike 4 years ago? Maybe I should go to the police warehouse and look...