What a night...
what a fucking night we had last night...
Trisha and I decided to stop by Stacy's friends party last night. Stacy had text trish dirrections, so we thought we get there fine... no... not at all. we had no clue where we were going and towns and roads were all spelt wrong Deertown... actually daretown... copeswell... actually cobbs mill! so anyway, we decided to stop at a wawa out in the middle of east jabubble fuck. trish went inside and i was talking to so kids out in the parkinglot... we got all we needed from the kids in the parkinglot, but when trish came out she had these two guys following her... they wanted to show us how to get where we needed to go...they were drunk, stoned... the one guy was all over trish... so we were like whatever... we'll follow to the road we need to get to. so we're following and was had missed the turn, so the pull over, but we didn't want to pull over so we kept on driving... they drive on back up behind us start flashing their lights pull around us and pull over again... didn't stop that time either... finally they pulled up alongside my car and started screaming that we missed the road.... so we all turn around and drive back... at this point they think they are coming to the party with us... they kept pulling us over. we kept trying to loose them... they were really freaking us out... kept hanging in the windows... kissing trish's cheek... at one point i thought the big black dude was pulling out black gloves from his car to strangle and rape us! they kept saying oh yea.. i know where the party is... it's mah boys house. finally after an hour of this shit... i got far enough ahead of them that i could shut off my lights and start turning all over the place to lose them. it worked and we called 911 cuz we were freaking out that they were going to be up on the road we came in on, waiting for us. so i called and the dispatcher connected me to the state police... state police weren't very nice. she yelled at me saying, well why the hell did you follow a bunch of guys if you knew they were drunk!? that was stupid! so i gave her a description of their truck and both the big black guy and the white guy in the passenger seat... told her they were drunk and stoned and they have pot in their truck... she put an alert out, meanwhile she said if they had found us again to let them follow us and to call 911 again and they'd come get them. so we got back onto friesburg rd. and every car i thought was them... i was freaking out. then.... STACY DECIDES TO FINALY CALL US BACK... after we had been calling and calling, b/c we were lost and being followed... then what do you know... we see this red car infront of us and it's her and mike so we all pulled over.... meanwhile my brights are on shining right into some lady's window... it was a farm house and this hick starts screaming out her window... Is there a problem!?.... get goin'!
so we ended up driving back to Stacy's b/c at that point we just needed a fucking drink... and a bathroom. so we got there, took a few shots of piss warm vodka, and then went to Colonial... a little tipsy. haha lou met us there. trish and him attacked each other with lemons and bagels and water... oh brother... lol
and that was our night...
not exactly what we planned, but it's always an adventure with us, and it's always pretty exciting, and now we have a story about how we were almost raped and killed by a big black man and a white guy who looks like britney spears' husband (exactly how i described them to the state police. i'm special.)
okay i have to get ready to endure 7 1/2 hours of the most awful job EVER!
Trisha and I decided to stop by Stacy's friends party last night. Stacy had text trish dirrections, so we thought we get there fine... no... not at all. we had no clue where we were going and towns and roads were all spelt wrong Deertown... actually daretown... copeswell... actually cobbs mill! so anyway, we decided to stop at a wawa out in the middle of east jabubble fuck. trish went inside and i was talking to so kids out in the parkinglot... we got all we needed from the kids in the parkinglot, but when trish came out she had these two guys following her... they wanted to show us how to get where we needed to go...they were drunk, stoned... the one guy was all over trish... so we were like whatever... we'll follow to the road we need to get to. so we're following and was had missed the turn, so the pull over, but we didn't want to pull over so we kept on driving... they drive on back up behind us start flashing their lights pull around us and pull over again... didn't stop that time either... finally they pulled up alongside my car and started screaming that we missed the road.... so we all turn around and drive back... at this point they think they are coming to the party with us... they kept pulling us over. we kept trying to loose them... they were really freaking us out... kept hanging in the windows... kissing trish's cheek... at one point i thought the big black dude was pulling out black gloves from his car to strangle and rape us! they kept saying oh yea.. i know where the party is... it's mah boys house. finally after an hour of this shit... i got far enough ahead of them that i could shut off my lights and start turning all over the place to lose them. it worked and we called 911 cuz we were freaking out that they were going to be up on the road we came in on, waiting for us. so i called and the dispatcher connected me to the state police... state police weren't very nice. she yelled at me saying, well why the hell did you follow a bunch of guys if you knew they were drunk!? that was stupid! so i gave her a description of their truck and both the big black guy and the white guy in the passenger seat... told her they were drunk and stoned and they have pot in their truck... she put an alert out, meanwhile she said if they had found us again to let them follow us and to call 911 again and they'd come get them. so we got back onto friesburg rd. and every car i thought was them... i was freaking out. then.... STACY DECIDES TO FINALY CALL US BACK... after we had been calling and calling, b/c we were lost and being followed... then what do you know... we see this red car infront of us and it's her and mike so we all pulled over.... meanwhile my brights are on shining right into some lady's window... it was a farm house and this hick starts screaming out her window... Is there a problem!?.... get goin'!
so we ended up driving back to Stacy's b/c at that point we just needed a fucking drink... and a bathroom. so we got there, took a few shots of piss warm vodka, and then went to Colonial... a little tipsy. haha lou met us there. trish and him attacked each other with lemons and bagels and water... oh brother... lol
and that was our night...
not exactly what we planned, but it's always an adventure with us, and it's always pretty exciting, and now we have a story about how we were almost raped and killed by a big black man and a white guy who looks like britney spears' husband (exactly how i described them to the state police. i'm special.)
okay i have to get ready to endure 7 1/2 hours of the most awful job EVER!