May 31, 2011 22:30
It was unfortunate. GOB had bought a bunch of fake Lakers Finals tickets in the name of selling them for a profit, but they got swept two weeks ago. Unfortunately for GOB, he didn't pay enough attention to sports to realize this.
"Got two tickets for the game," he said to absolutely no one, hoping they would just randomly appear. "Come on, Lakers in the Finals again! You too chicken to buy some tickets from a scalper? COKA-COH! COKA COKA COKA COH!"
And that's why GOB was eventually arrested for causing a disturbance by doing a chicken taunt outside the Staples Center.