Off the coast of Acapulco, Mexico, Saturday morning
When GOB stopped in Acapulco to stock up on supplies (by which he meant 'whores'), he docked a bit offshore because the local pimps remembered him from a previous trip and he didn't want to die.
That made things interesting this morning, because GOB woke up in the ocean. A man with a perm and orange shorts was swimming him back to shore. "I didn't do it! Don't kill me!"
"GOB, don't worry! It's me! It's your yacht!" the yacht said. "Stop struggling or we'll both drown!"
"I'll drown your face!" GOB called out, still struggling.
The yacht decided that it was better for both of them if he just knocked GOB out with his flotation device. Again. It was the third time this morning they'd done exactly this same routine. But they were almost to the shore. And then it was just a matter of making an... ESCAPE FROM ACAPULCO!
Which they did on a bus later that morning.
[OOC: Escape From Acapulco would be a great name for a direct to DVD sequel in the Snake Plissken series.]
That made things interesting this morning, because GOB woke up in the ocean. A man with a perm and orange shorts was swimming him back to shore. "I didn't do it! Don't kill me!"
"GOB, don't worry! It's me! It's your yacht!" the yacht said. "Stop struggling or we'll both drown!"
"I'll drown your face!" GOB called out, still struggling.
The yacht decided that it was better for both of them if he just knocked GOB out with his flotation device. Again. It was the third time this morning they'd done exactly this same routine. But they were almost to the shore. And then it was just a matter of making an... ESCAPE FROM ACAPULCO!
Which they did on a bus later that morning.
[OOC: Escape From Acapulco would be a great name for a direct to DVD sequel in the Snake Plissken series.]