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bluth_illusions

The Bluth Yacht, Thursday evening

Oct 19, 2006 22:49

After calling into the pirate's radio show earlier, GOB wanted to see how his cunning scheme was working out. He picked up his phone and dialed.

[OOC: For lesssexthanmiho.]

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lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 03:52:29 UTC

Becky had caller ID, and she had heard the radio.

"What?"

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 03:56:41 UTC

"Hi, Becky. How're you tonight?" GOB asked in a pleasant tone.

lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 03:59:56 UTC

"Go to hell," she said, just as pleasantly.

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 04:02:24 UTC

"What? Why?" GOB asked, pleased that she seemed so jealous.

lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 04:06:26 UTC

"You know why," she said.

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 04:09:06 UTC

"Oh, was it that radio thing?" GOB asked. "I swear, I have no idea what that was about."

lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 04:10:49 UTC

"Yes, you do," she replied. "Look, if you have some drag queen friend who dedicates songs to you, whatever. Just give me their name so I can take care of it."

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 04:12:14 UTC

"Wait, what?" GOB asked. "I don't have any drag queen friends."

lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 04:15:01 UTC

"Yeah, sure. That wasn't a woman's voice, honey," she pointed out. "That was a drag queen or a pre-op tranny."

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 04:16:59 UTC

"That was no pre-op tranny!" GOB declared. "That was a woman." No, it wasn't. "A real woman." It really wasn't. "And I can prove it." No, he couldn't.

lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 04:17:50 UTC

"Can you?"

Now she sounded even more pissed.

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 04:20:12 UTC

GOB pulled the phone away and covered the receiver for a moment. "I've made a huge mistake," he whispered to himself.

Bringing the phone back up, he said in his smoothest voice, "Only a real woman like you would want anything to do with me."

lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 04:20:56 UTC

"That's not going to work. Who is she?"

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 04:24:23 UTC

"I don't know her name," GOB said, trying to think quickly. It wasn't easy for him to do. "She's a secret admirerer. She's been sending me things for a couple weeks."

lesssexthanmiho October 20 2006, 04:26:11 UTC

"I'll find out. I have connections," Becky said.

bluth_illusions October 20 2006, 04:30:04 UTC

"I really didn't want to make a big deal out of it," GOB said. "I figured, hey, she can have her creepy little obsession, why not? As long as she didn't try to do anything else, what was the harm? I just never thought she'd do anything to call you out like this. I'm so sorry."

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