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[blutendimpulsge]

 I suspect he won't try that again. My dearest little Kvasir tried to throw me in the ocean, now who would put such an idea in the boy's head? Whoever did it can fish him out of the ocean, I'd rather my property not drown and such. Maybe he'll finally learn to swim. Hm, he may owe me something for this then.

What the fuck is this anyway? A journal

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[sex4necklaces]

. . . My, my. If it isn't Loki.

[blutendimpulsge]

Well Freyja, surprise, surprise.

[sex4necklaces]

Just the person I did not wish to see darken this place. Might I ask what you've done to dearest Kvasir?

[blutendimpulsge]

Awww, you wound me. Bitch. My nephew decided he wished to learn to swim.

[sex4necklaces]

You should know by now that your words are meaningless, Loki. Insult me as you see fit, for your words hold no bite to their bark. And, if you know what your own best interests are, you will bring your nephew from the water and insure that he is well.

[blutendimpulsge]

You're as fucking dull as you always were.

The Egyptian probably hauled his ass out of it by now. He earned it, anyway.

[sex4necklaces]

As I said before, call me what you will. I could honestly care less than to try and put myself in your good graces. After all, that would mean being out of the rest of the world's. Odin knows you're not worth it. You'd best hope you're right about his safety, or you and I will have business with one another.

[blutendimpulsge]

You're all idiots anyway. Business? I told you Freyja, I've met panthers better in bed than you.

I can only guess.

[sex4necklaces]

You would know of a panther's prowess in that respect, wouldn't you. It is evident that you have long since lost the ability to garner a real woman's touch.

In any case, my business does not only lie in the bedroom, Loki, but you well know this already. I will not put myself above seeking your suitable punishment. Do not think I lack the power to do so, for I was not given Asgard on mere whim.

[blutendimpulsge]

What else am I supposed to fuck when in a panther's form?

Odin flipped a coin. It was a magical.

[sex4necklaces]

I have neither the time nor effort to deal with your vulgarity. Instead, I will tell you this; you will be hearing from me again if I find that Kvasir is not well. And my nature will not be by any means a good one.

[blutendimpulsge]

Aw, someone's prissy. Your claws must have dulled if Set's still alive.

[sex4necklaces]

. . . And why would you make a conjecture like that? Set has by no means insulted me. Unless there's something you'd care to shed light on.

[blutendimpulsge]

See! See! You're all clueless. Haha, this is precious. Apparently, Set claims ownership of him. Last I checked he was Aesir property.

[sex4necklaces]

. . . I see. Well, if that is indeed the case, perhaps Set and I will have to have a . . . chat.

[blutendimpulsge]

Really, where would you all be without me? Hm?