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blutendimpulsge

Mrs. Harrison is not cut out for spy work

Feb 25, 2008 18:36

I need a new door. My neighbor's terrier got in and attempted to make a meal of Madoc. This is after I caught said neighbor peering in my home. Thankfully, she'd waited until after I'd gotten out of the shower and dressed to do so.

ic, dramadramaduck, madoc, total lack of privacy.

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daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 02:45:14 UTC

What happened to the one you had?

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 02:47:45 UTC

It was destroyed. Burned to little more than ash.

daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 02:48:22 UTC

...Were you playing with explosives? Napalm, perhaps?

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 02:49:58 UTC

Why would I do such inside my own home? I had a very uncultured house guest.

daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 02:50:35 UTC

Because it's fun. You should have kicked their ass for destroying your door.

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 02:54:25 UTC

My last tousle with him ended on a less than pleasant not, I'd rather my neck remain unbroken.

daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 02:56:27 UTC

It was Richard? I thought I told him to leave you the fuck alone.

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 02:57:51 UTC

Sweet a gesture as that is, he's not one for listening. Regardless, the only casualty was my door so I am grateful.

daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 03:00:23 UTC

Hn. Impudent little bitch...

It's also come to my attention that my constant attempts to win you over officially makes us a serious couple.

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 03:05:30 UTC

Can't be helped.

I do not recall agreeing to any such arrangement.

daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 03:06:50 UTC

It could be, if he understood the concept of shutting up lest someone tear his head off.

Nor do I. I'm just restating what I've heard.

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 03:09:05 UTC

Seems beyond his realm of comprehension, dear heart.

You hardly seem one to let third parties dictate your relationships.

daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 03:10:21 UTC

I wonder if he's been neutered. That might help.

Who says I'm allowing them to dictate it? I just found the information to be interesting.

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 03:12:29 UTC

Death is more his tone than life, I hardly think such a threat would stun him.

If you insist, darling.

daze_n_dazzle February 26 2008, 03:16:07 UTC

I could try. It calmed me down for a while there...

Why do you keep calling me darling?

blutendimpulsge February 26 2008, 03:19:19 UTC

But it didn't stop you, why would you expect differing results for Richard?

If I utter Kocoum you growl, and at Katzchen you hiss. I'm left with few options.

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