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blutendimpulsge

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Jun 02, 2008 20:33

Oh, who turned him back? I rather liked my son the other way. You know, being fun. And the ring, not near as interesting as Siegfried's, but it's amusing. Who gave it to him? I should really get to know my new in-laws shouldn't I? Kvasir's waiting and all. I'm not sure how long it will take him to undue those knots.

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daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 03:43:01 UTC

You tied him up?

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 03:58:45 UTC

Well if it isn't the white knight. I'll do what I like with my property.

daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 04:01:49 UTC

I do believe he's officially my property now. If not, what use is marriage?

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 04:03:58 UTC

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What?

daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 04:07:23 UTC

What part of that didn't you understand?

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 04:08:41 UTC

The part where a camel-fucker claims to have stolen something from me. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Lying doesn't suit a white knight.

daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 04:10:03 UTC

One: I hate camels too much to ever fuck them. That's more suited towards your area of expertise, isn't it? And two: I'll steal what I damn well please. Kvasir is mine.

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 04:17:12 UTC

Could explain why you ended up with a male, I've seen Egyptian women. Yours? Like fuck.

daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 04:19:29 UTC

Who could resist that ass?

That's what I said, and you can't do anything about it.

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 04:40:43 UTC

That sounds like a challenge, and I'm already winning.

daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 04:41:10 UTC

You're not the one who claims him as a wife.

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 04:46:16 UTC

If anything that's Thor. I do believe the noises he's making mean he's displeased about your claim.

daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 04:48:08 UTC

I'm more inclined to believe that the noises he's making are because he dislikes being tied up. Do I need to come steal him away?

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 04:51:33 UTC

Funny, he seemed to like it fine a few days ago. Maybe he's disappointed we aren't repeating that.

So do tell, baby girl, did you follow all Norse wedding stipulations?

daze_n_dazzle June 3 2008, 04:54:01 UTC

What the fuck are you talking about?

Hell if I know.

blutendimpulsge June 3 2008, 04:58:19 UTC

What the fuck do you think I'm talking about, princess? Do I need to explain what fucking bondage is to you?

Then you lose.

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