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[blutendimpulsge]

I've learned that Greeks are just terribly boring in bed. You all appear to have the same technique. Set, darling, stop being such a prude and show a man a good time. Your pretty little ankles would look good about your ears. Really, if I must turn to Thor or Loki for skill in bed, we're in a bit of trouble.

And humans, why ever did I find those ants amusing? Stupid little creatures. At least a few of them know what they're doing in bed. It's no wonder the Greeks took animal forms so oft, no one expects any skill from a bull.