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Character: Jack
Series: Drug-On
Character Age: old; looks about mid/late twenties.
Job Safety Inspector
Canon: “Dragon’s Beak” is an island connected to the mainland by a bridge no one is allowed to cross. Legend has it, there is a fountain with the power of gods. It’s said that anyone who gets there can have all their wishes fulfilled. What people don’t realize is that those the fountain chooses are extremely rare; most that try the fountain’s water are transformed into monsters that roam the island. Takers are those with the job of hunting these monsters, assisted by their elemental abilities.
Jack is the Taker with the power of wind. Good at what he does, Jack doesn't stand for much nonsense -unless it comes from himself. He enjoys the little things in life, namely sweets, booze, and boobs. Casual and easygoing, Jack is "big brother" of the group. He's childish, prone to silly tantrums, and has fun bullying teasing the younger kids. Not one to sugarcoat things, he presents facts plainly and bluntly, but is also able to comfort and reassure those that look up to him. Jack is someone to trust at your back in a fight, but at the same time, the same person that'll put you in a headlock once the danger's past.
Sample Post:
Friends! Revenants! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! ...By which I meant, listen up. Stick those gross things back on your head. Jack’s here to make things all better. See, where I’m from, there’s only one reason for dudes like you to be running around, dropping body parts all over and skin melting off your bones. We're usually the ones to deal with it and while this is a bit out of the way from our usual jurisdiction, our boss wasn’t so pleased to hear about a viral spread of zombification. Sooo he got together with your Miss Sayre who has quite the looks if that photo of her was right and sent me to deal with things. Lucky me.
Officially speaking, I was hired to be the Safety Inspector, but between you and me, I’ll tell you a secret: my job’s pretty much limited to checking what people are eating and drinking. What I’m investigating, see, has to be ingested. Just think of it as poison. But don't worry, people don't usually end up dead because of it. In any case, let’s start with drinks! You got a wine cellar here? Or anywhere that sells alcohol? Store, huh. Store is good. Let’s go to there.
Oi oi oi, you’re underaged! Booze isn’t meant for kids like you, gimme that. As your resident Safety Inspector, it's too dangerous to let everyone just try whatever they want. What if this is what's been poisoning you? Let Jack here try it for you, just in case! Besides, I need a drink. This place is seriously fucked up, you know? ...Aaah, that hits the spot. Much better. Nothing like a good beer to help smooth things over. Uh, I mean. Looks like the booze is fine! Let’s hit the kitchens!
Oho~! Cakes fresh out of the oven! And more stuff in the fridge? Jackpot! No pun intended. Ahem! As the resident Safety Inspector, it's my job to taste test everything! So... I'll have a slice each of the black forest, the cheesecake, the tiramisu, the pound cake, the...whatever that is with the whipped cream and raspberries. That looks good too. Not that I just want to eat it, of course not. Ahahaha! Which to start with though, ah, they all look so good!
Aah-cjkasakkhgack! Pbbt! Pah! What the fuck is in this!? I have had a whole lot of sweets in my years alive, and I know this isn't how cakes are supposed to taste! Okay, I've figured out your problem. It's not the gorillas or the cows or that squid on the silo I was trying really hard to ignore that's ruining this place. It's this whole lack of sugar thing! What sort of place bans sugar? That's cruel! Mean! Inhuman! Everyone knows that sugar substitutes has a weird flavour. It's just wrong. Yech, I need something to clear this...this...blaugh from my mouth. I saw a pot of soup on the stove earlier, give me some of that! Something salty wouldn't be bad.
What? What's with that expression? And what does it being Tuesday have anything to do with anything?
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[vote] 94.3%
Series: Drug-On
Character Age: old; looks about mid/late twenties.
Job Safety Inspector
Canon: “Dragon’s Beak” is an island connected to the mainland by a bridge no one is allowed to cross. Legend has it, there is a fountain with the power of gods. It’s said that anyone who gets there can have all their wishes fulfilled. What people don’t realize is that those the fountain chooses are extremely rare; most that try the fountain’s water are transformed into monsters that roam the island. Takers are those with the job of hunting these monsters, assisted by their elemental abilities.
Jack is the Taker with the power of wind. Good at what he does, Jack doesn't stand for much nonsense -unless it comes from himself. He enjoys the little things in life, namely sweets, booze, and boobs. Casual and easygoing, Jack is "big brother" of the group. He's childish, prone to silly tantrums, and has fun bullying teasing the younger kids. Not one to sugarcoat things, he presents facts plainly and bluntly, but is also able to comfort and reassure those that look up to him. Jack is someone to trust at your back in a fight, but at the same time, the same person that'll put you in a headlock once the danger's past.
Sample Post:
Friends! Revenants! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! ...By which I meant, listen up. Stick those gross things back on your head. Jack’s here to make things all better. See, where I’m from, there’s only one reason for dudes like you to be running around, dropping body parts all over and skin melting off your bones. We're usually the ones to deal with it and while this is a bit out of the way from our usual jurisdiction, our boss wasn’t so pleased to hear about a viral spread of zombification. Sooo he got together with your Miss Sayre who has quite the looks if that photo of her was right and sent me to deal with things. Lucky me.
Officially speaking, I was hired to be the Safety Inspector, but between you and me, I’ll tell you a secret: my job’s pretty much limited to checking what people are eating and drinking. What I’m investigating, see, has to be ingested. Just think of it as poison. But don't worry, people don't usually end up dead because of it. In any case, let’s start with drinks! You got a wine cellar here? Or anywhere that sells alcohol? Store, huh. Store is good. Let’s go to there.
Oi oi oi, you’re underaged! Booze isn’t meant for kids like you, gimme that. As your resident Safety Inspector, it's too dangerous to let everyone just try whatever they want. What if this is what's been poisoning you? Let Jack here try it for you, just in case! Besides, I need a drink. This place is seriously fucked up, you know? ...Aaah, that hits the spot. Much better. Nothing like a good beer to help smooth things over. Uh, I mean. Looks like the booze is fine! Let’s hit the kitchens!
Oho~! Cakes fresh out of the oven! And more stuff in the fridge? Jackpot! No pun intended. Ahem! As the resident Safety Inspector, it's my job to taste test everything! So... I'll have a slice each of the black forest, the cheesecake, the tiramisu, the pound cake, the...whatever that is with the whipped cream and raspberries. That looks good too. Not that I just want to eat it, of course not. Ahahaha! Which to start with though, ah, they all look so good!
Aah-cjkasakkhgack! Pbbt! Pah! What the fuck is in this!? I have had a whole lot of sweets in my years alive, and I know this isn't how cakes are supposed to taste! Okay, I've figured out your problem. It's not the gorillas or the cows or that squid on the silo I was trying really hard to ignore that's ruining this place. It's this whole lack of sugar thing! What sort of place bans sugar? That's cruel! Mean! Inhuman! Everyone knows that sugar substitutes has a weird flavour. It's just wrong. Yech, I need something to clear this...this...blaugh from my mouth. I saw a pot of soup on the stove earlier, give me some of that! Something salty wouldn't be bad.
What? What's with that expression? And what does it being Tuesday have anything to do with anything?
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[vote] 94.3%