I'm a soul man

Apr 28, 2005 13:25

I'm starteing to feel like I've lost my Soulfullness. I expressed this fact to my good friend Kelly, and she gave me a top ten list of how to get my soul factor back.

Top ten ways to get your soul back.
10.Pork Corn (nuff said)
9. Cook up somethin spicy...
8. Tell some bitch you are gonna rip those hoopy earrings right out a hear head
7. Hump a keg at a party
6. Dance in a sprikler then try to get into Dennys
5. Request Whitney at the bar
4. Put YO hand in someones FACE
3. Make up a new soulful dance AKA the mother plucker
2. Have a Cook out with EXTRA meat ( add gravy for extra soul effect)

And number 1

1. Head out back, and DOUBLE DUTCH (bitch I's knows you can double dutch)

If anyone else has some suggestions, please let me know.
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