coke can?
So my weekend started out like so many before... the Saturday morning birds chirping in the air, my honey cuddled beside me, the cat meowing like a shit house rat outside the bedroom door. Anyhoo, Saturday I spent driving out to the ends of the earth trying to find a decent deal on a pair of contacts, but alas, to no avail. I guess I'm gonna have to Helen Keller my way around until I find a decent deal. Sigh. Sunday was an interesting day though. Jared and I met up with a few other friends for our Sunday morning brunch as per usual, but something was different that morning. You see, as we were enjoying our eggs benedict, we receieved a call from the Vancouver police. It turns out that a homelss bum broke into our car, and stole our loose change. I mean good god. He smashed the window to get some change!! I don't understand.. Sigh.. so after that successfully ruined my day, I went home and baked 325 cookies, just to help me feel better. You'll note that I baked 325 cookies, becaus I was well aware that I would probably eat 75% of them... and I did. Later in the evening, Jared and I decided to go swimming at the aquatic centre, and both of us were infor a surprise there. Now, I'm not one to gawk when I'm in the changing room, but some things just need being called attention to. As we were changing, we noticed a really cute guy towelling off. No big deal, just a cute guy. Then wouldn't you know it, he turns around in all his adonis glory, and I'm not kidding you, I thought there was a coke can between his legs. This guy had the most enormous penis I had ever seen. Jared and I suddenly felt a little out done. Don't get me wrong... (and for those of you that have actually seen it) I am not a small boy downstairs, but this guy made me look like a cocktail weenie. I winced in pain just imagining the damage his er..coke can could do, and like Kylie, I just can't get it out of my head. I'm still in shock. Anyways.. that was my weekend........ that, and I'm probably gonna go swimming tonight. hahaha