Jul 01, 2007 00:55
Today I served popcorn to a demoness who just awoke from hibernation. I got her fresh stuff like she asked, but it was sitting in the popper for like 30 seconds (because the batch just finished) so obviously it was stale, and she was mouthing off to me because she wanted me to burn my hands whist waiting for kernels as they popped, and blah, but in the end, I had the last laugh.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?? I did not express my desire for her to enjoy her film nor did I wish her a good night. That is right, you whorish woman. You got your just desserts.
I feel devious.
and like crap. I also definitely feel like crap.