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I'm so old...
...that I already didn't get carded when I went out and got a beer.
wtf?
I will die alone and unloved because people will assume that I'm 35 or older and thus am more likely to be attacked by a terrorist than get married.
...and I can't stay up late anymore. This used to not be so hard. I've got my Mountain Dew. I should be set. Not sleeping used to just make me yawn a lot. Now my brain doesn't function past midnight.
There's that song by Baz Luhrman about the sunscreen where he lists a bunch of advicey things, and one of the things he says is something like, "Appreciate your youth. No, never mind. You won't be able to appreciate the power and beauty of your youth until it's gone." I guess the point I'm trying to make is, I can't keep up with all of this work, and I'm getting too old for these attempts at all-nighters. I'm not sure what that had to do with the song, but... dang, I'm tired.
I changed the clock on my 'puter so I wouldn't know what time it really is, so now the 'puter thinks I'm updating at 5AM. Silly 'Puter.
I can't take it anymore.
...that I already didn't get carded when I went out and got a beer.
wtf?
I will die alone and unloved because people will assume that I'm 35 or older and thus am more likely to be attacked by a terrorist than get married.
...and I can't stay up late anymore. This used to not be so hard. I've got my Mountain Dew. I should be set. Not sleeping used to just make me yawn a lot. Now my brain doesn't function past midnight.
There's that song by Baz Luhrman about the sunscreen where he lists a bunch of advicey things, and one of the things he says is something like, "Appreciate your youth. No, never mind. You won't be able to appreciate the power and beauty of your youth until it's gone." I guess the point I'm trying to make is, I can't keep up with all of this work, and I'm getting too old for these attempts at all-nighters. I'm not sure what that had to do with the song, but... dang, I'm tired.
I changed the clock on my 'puter so I wouldn't know what time it really is, so now the 'puter thinks I'm updating at 5AM. Silly 'Puter.
I can't take it anymore.