Quotable Quotes True Blood S3 x04
First of, I want to say that someone made a mistake in releasing the preview for ep 5 last last week and it was major spoilage. My fault though... I keep looking for spoilers... Note to self avoid spoilers at all cost!
Quotable quotes/ scenes:
This episode was neither awful nor great... except for a lot of nudity.... (Alcide... Sookie's awesome abs... jealous... Pam's awesome abs... even more jealousy... (edit: and Oh yeah, Yvetta too. All these great bodies... I'm going to have to hit the gym...)
I'm kind of hard pressed for good quotes tonight so.. this is going to be kind of a mashup of quotes and scenes...
Sookie as she's bandaging Alcide's shoulder pauses on the bandage, hands almost caressing, eyes looking everywhere: Almost done... and then hottie McWolfie looks over wondering at the hold up.. and then saved by the bell...
Bill calls Sookie and breaks up over the phone. (edit: Watching heartbroken Sookie sobbing her heart out was particularly heartbreaking. But Alcide talking about his nut-sac getting sucker kicked provided for some much needed levity...)
Any rebound sex between Sookie and Alcide is ruined b/c he's either a chicken or too much of a gentleman to take advantage... as he runs off to (unfortunately), put a shirt on.
It's Eric's turn at a sex dream/fantasy of Sookie and I'm surprised that in it, she's the dominant one... ;) Seems like Eric wants to be dominated... hmmm... It's nice to get inside this vamp's head...
Cheese and rice! You scared me half to death..
I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it..
I got skills you can't even dream of cowboy...
Tara tied up omg... more Franklin Mott craziness... It's like Misery with Franklin Mott in Kathy Bate's role and Tara in James Caan's
Jessica: I'm a vampire, not a fucking idiot
Arlene jealous at another redhead working at Merlotte's: People love giving redheads tips and I've always been the only red head at Merlotte's, Sam! I'm sorry I always get emotional when I..... see people take advantage of you...
Eric to Lafayette's rescue,holds up (not sure who this guy is so I'll just call him gang leader 1)by the neck: Take the deal...
Gangleader 1: You have to kill me first...
Eric: No, I think I'll kill your brother-cousins first...
GL1: Fine, I'll sell
Eric drops GL1:That's called closing the deal... Let's go, Rupaul..
Shockingly, Bill gives up Sophie Anne to Russell (to get rid of Lorena or to protect Sookie? Both choices point to equal but opposite emotions...)
Franklin Mott trying to make nice nice with Tara who's tied up in the seat next to him as he drives her to who knows where (It's creep-tastic):
Edit: Flowers for milady. Hands tied? No problem. Let's tape it to your hands then, shall we?
Slappy's snack shack 5 miles... persimmons and cherries. There's one thing more I miss than sunshine and that's good fruit....
Tara interrupts...
Now, here i am trying to have a pleasant conversation and you want to ruin all my surprises...
You're tough I can taste it in your blood...
I've been so lonely but now you're mine, all that's changed...
Russell's lover looking Tara over: Is this for me...? (wrinkles his nose) It's skinny.
Russell: In the mood for something in particular?
Lorena: Someone smokey, not too fatty...
Russell: I was thinking someone ethnic. You said you were a procurer? Procure!
Oh.. Bill what have you gotten yourself into...
Edit: Big twist here. Eric's in a bad spot with the magister... Pam being tortured really throws him off his game and shows how close they really are. His choices according to the magister: a) he gives himself up or b) he gives his queen up... Hmmm...desecration of the blood or treason against your regent. Not much of a choice there. Vamp law is seriously messed up..You're damned if you do and damned if you don't... Answer: Pam rescues herself and blames it on Bill... But she's not out of the woods yet....
I'm surprised that Russell can speak fluent German (wouldn't really know for sure since I don't speak it), yet have such a strong Southern accent and bigger yet, that he is actually supplying his own blood to the weres...
Fuck-tard
Sookie wolfed up...
Edit: Debbie Pelt is way scankier than I could ever have imagined... Plus, I found that scene where she body surfs as random people rip of what little clothing she has on - a bit contrived and reminded me of Courtney Love somehow...
Russell: A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke... Rudyard Kipling, no Shakespeare but less impetuous and he never stole spoons...
Scene of limo, dripping with blood. I don't get how come vampires seem to just waste so much human blood. Can't they eat more neatly?
7/12/10 edit: Oops forgot to add:
Sookie, tearfully: I don't have a nut-sac...
Quotable quotes/ scenes:
This episode was neither awful nor great... except for a lot of nudity.... (Alcide... Sookie's awesome abs... jealous... Pam's awesome abs... even more jealousy... (edit: and Oh yeah, Yvetta too. All these great bodies... I'm going to have to hit the gym...)
I'm kind of hard pressed for good quotes tonight so.. this is going to be kind of a mashup of quotes and scenes...
Sookie as she's bandaging Alcide's shoulder pauses on the bandage, hands almost caressing, eyes looking everywhere: Almost done... and then hottie McWolfie looks over wondering at the hold up.. and then saved by the bell...
Bill calls Sookie and breaks up over the phone. (edit: Watching heartbroken Sookie sobbing her heart out was particularly heartbreaking. But Alcide talking about his nut-sac getting sucker kicked provided for some much needed levity...)
Any rebound sex between Sookie and Alcide is ruined b/c he's either a chicken or too much of a gentleman to take advantage... as he runs off to (unfortunately), put a shirt on.
It's Eric's turn at a sex dream/fantasy of Sookie and I'm surprised that in it, she's the dominant one... ;) Seems like Eric wants to be dominated... hmmm... It's nice to get inside this vamp's head...
Cheese and rice! You scared me half to death..
I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it..
I got skills you can't even dream of cowboy...
Tara tied up omg... more Franklin Mott craziness... It's like Misery with Franklin Mott in Kathy Bate's role and Tara in James Caan's
Jessica: I'm a vampire, not a fucking idiot
Arlene jealous at another redhead working at Merlotte's: People love giving redheads tips and I've always been the only red head at Merlotte's, Sam! I'm sorry I always get emotional when I..... see people take advantage of you...
Eric to Lafayette's rescue,holds up (not sure who this guy is so I'll just call him gang leader 1)by the neck: Take the deal...
Gangleader 1: You have to kill me first...
Eric: No, I think I'll kill your brother-cousins first...
GL1: Fine, I'll sell
Eric drops GL1:That's called closing the deal... Let's go, Rupaul..
Shockingly, Bill gives up Sophie Anne to Russell (to get rid of Lorena or to protect Sookie? Both choices point to equal but opposite emotions...)
Franklin Mott trying to make nice nice with Tara who's tied up in the seat next to him as he drives her to who knows where (It's creep-tastic):
Edit: Flowers for milady. Hands tied? No problem. Let's tape it to your hands then, shall we?
Slappy's snack shack 5 miles... persimmons and cherries. There's one thing more I miss than sunshine and that's good fruit....
Tara interrupts...
Now, here i am trying to have a pleasant conversation and you want to ruin all my surprises...
You're tough I can taste it in your blood...
I've been so lonely but now you're mine, all that's changed...
Russell's lover looking Tara over: Is this for me...? (wrinkles his nose) It's skinny.
Russell: In the mood for something in particular?
Lorena: Someone smokey, not too fatty...
Russell: I was thinking someone ethnic. You said you were a procurer? Procure!
Oh.. Bill what have you gotten yourself into...
Edit: Big twist here. Eric's in a bad spot with the magister... Pam being tortured really throws him off his game and shows how close they really are. His choices according to the magister: a) he gives himself up or b) he gives his queen up... Hmmm...desecration of the blood or treason against your regent. Not much of a choice there. Vamp law is seriously messed up..You're damned if you do and damned if you don't... Answer: Pam rescues herself and blames it on Bill... But she's not out of the woods yet....
I'm surprised that Russell can speak fluent German (wouldn't really know for sure since I don't speak it), yet have such a strong Southern accent and bigger yet, that he is actually supplying his own blood to the weres...
Fuck-tard
Sookie wolfed up...
Edit: Debbie Pelt is way scankier than I could ever have imagined... Plus, I found that scene where she body surfs as random people rip of what little clothing she has on - a bit contrived and reminded me of Courtney Love somehow...
Russell: A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke... Rudyard Kipling, no Shakespeare but less impetuous and he never stole spoons...
Scene of limo, dripping with blood. I don't get how come vampires seem to just waste so much human blood. Can't they eat more neatly?
7/12/10 edit: Oops forgot to add:
Sookie, tearfully: I don't have a nut-sac...