Calypso: Please don't be so harsh; I can't help who I fall in love with!
I have two words for you, Calypso: "Bah", and "humbug."
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MAN STEALER.
At least Calypso (HOPEFULLY) never appears again. She being Percy's "biggest what-if" has and will always irk me to no end. With her moonlace and her birds and her ALMOND EYES AND HER CUTE LAUGH.