allergies
pairing: jimin/yoongi
sumamry: because suga is basically a cat
"But hyung, look at-"
"I said no!"
"But it's-"
"Get that thing out of here!"
"Why!"
Yoongi is about to list about a hundred reasons why one cannot simply bring a damn stray kitten to the dorm when Jimin cuts him off with;
"But look, it reminds me of you!" And Yoongi just stares at the younger boy like he's lost his mind.
"It's a freakin' cat, and in case you didn't notice, I'm not."
Jimin just pouts and holds up the small white thing at him. "It even has your eyesmile, look! Just look at this poor thing, I couldn't leave it on the streets!"
"Why! It was perfectly happy to be there until you just plucked it right up and brought it here,"
Jimin pouts again. He's about to open his mouth to protest but just then, the door to the dorm opens and Hoseok comes in.
When he notices the kitten, of course he smiles a million watts and crouches to pick it up from Jimin's hands.
"Oh my god, it's adorable," He cooes at it and Jimin smiles smugly at Yoongi. Yoongi scowls, folding his arms across his chest. He was living with children, dear god.
"When did we get a cat?" Hoseok asks happily, purring at it and stroking its ears fondly.
"We didn't."
"Just today!"
"It's so fluffy, just look at his itty bitty pawsss," their third oldest member was saying. Yoongi sighs deeply. He just hoped the others wouldn't see it until he could just hide it or something-
"Hey, guys, we got dinner!" That was Taehyung's voice. Yoongi groans mentally. This wasn't going to be good.
Everyone freezes in the door entrance when they see Hoseok holding up the feline.
Before Yoongi can even mutter "that's not our cat" their eldest member is snatching it away from Hoseok's hands to hold the damn thing against his chest.
"Look at this precious babyyy" Jin was saying with a sickening cooing voice. "Where'd you come from, kitty?"
Taehyung scratches behind its ears, and holds up a phone to its face. "Let's post it on twitter."
"No! You can't just post it on- goddamn it, give it here." Yoongi takes the damn cat from Jin and holds it in his arms like it's a ticking bomb. "It isn't even ours to keep, Jimin just brought it here-"
"Where'd you get it, hyung?" Jungkook asks, sitting down to pet it too.
Jimin just smiles. "On the streets. Isn't it cute? Reminds me of Yoongi hyung."
Yoongi flushes. Jimin just called him cute. Indirectly. He shakes his head. He has to ignore that for now, and focus on this damn thing with claws that was making his nose all stuffy.
"We can't keep it!"
"Why not?" Jin was asking. "It's adorable! Look at it!"
"Because!" Yoongi huffs. "Because I- I-" And he turns around to let out a massive sneeze.
"I'm allergic."
Everyone stares.
Jimin looks guilty.
"Oh." Taehyung says finally, breaking the silence. "Can I still post a pic of it on twitter?"
Later, after Jimin had told their manger about the cat and the manager had agreed to take it to the pound, Yoongi can finally breathe properly.
They're sitting on the couch, watching some TV after dinner. The other members are off doing their own things, and Yoongi's feeling sleepy.
He feels Jimin shift in his seat. Yoongi can feel him staring at him from the side, so he lazily turns his head to look at the younger.
"What."
Jimin looks terribly guilty and it makes Yoongi's heart give out. "I didn't know you were allergic to cats, sorry."
The older just laughs. "Well now you know." He messes up Jimin's hair affectionately. "You little shit, don't bring stray animals ever again."
"But the cat was so cute! Like you."
Yoongi can't meet Jimin's gaze, and turns away to face the TV instead, his cheeks starting to feel flush. "Alright, I get it, I look like a cat. Jeez, maybe I'll grow old and be a cat lady or something."
Why did Jimin have to casually call him cute? Why did he feel so sjflkasjdlksa about it?
"I'll be your cat supplier, then." Jimin says happily, and sits back on the couch. "Your allergies could go away with age, who knows."
"I think I'll just grow allergic to you instead."
"But then I wouldn't be able to do this," And when Yoongi turns around to see what he means, Jimin quickly plants a wet one on his lips.
It's short, barely a second, but Yoongi still freezes and looks at the younger boy with wide eyes.
Jimin just smiles that dumb smile of his and gets up from the couch. "Let me know when that allergic reaction wears off."
sumamry: because suga is basically a cat
"But hyung, look at-"
"I said no!"
"But it's-"
"Get that thing out of here!"
"Why!"
Yoongi is about to list about a hundred reasons why one cannot simply bring a damn stray kitten to the dorm when Jimin cuts him off with;
"But look, it reminds me of you!" And Yoongi just stares at the younger boy like he's lost his mind.
"It's a freakin' cat, and in case you didn't notice, I'm not."
Jimin just pouts and holds up the small white thing at him. "It even has your eyesmile, look! Just look at this poor thing, I couldn't leave it on the streets!"
"Why! It was perfectly happy to be there until you just plucked it right up and brought it here,"
Jimin pouts again. He's about to open his mouth to protest but just then, the door to the dorm opens and Hoseok comes in.
When he notices the kitten, of course he smiles a million watts and crouches to pick it up from Jimin's hands.
"Oh my god, it's adorable," He cooes at it and Jimin smiles smugly at Yoongi. Yoongi scowls, folding his arms across his chest. He was living with children, dear god.
"When did we get a cat?" Hoseok asks happily, purring at it and stroking its ears fondly.
"We didn't."
"Just today!"
"It's so fluffy, just look at his itty bitty pawsss," their third oldest member was saying. Yoongi sighs deeply. He just hoped the others wouldn't see it until he could just hide it or something-
"Hey, guys, we got dinner!" That was Taehyung's voice. Yoongi groans mentally. This wasn't going to be good.
Everyone freezes in the door entrance when they see Hoseok holding up the feline.
Before Yoongi can even mutter "that's not our cat" their eldest member is snatching it away from Hoseok's hands to hold the damn thing against his chest.
"Look at this precious babyyy" Jin was saying with a sickening cooing voice. "Where'd you come from, kitty?"
Taehyung scratches behind its ears, and holds up a phone to its face. "Let's post it on twitter."
"No! You can't just post it on- goddamn it, give it here." Yoongi takes the damn cat from Jin and holds it in his arms like it's a ticking bomb. "It isn't even ours to keep, Jimin just brought it here-"
"Where'd you get it, hyung?" Jungkook asks, sitting down to pet it too.
Jimin just smiles. "On the streets. Isn't it cute? Reminds me of Yoongi hyung."
Yoongi flushes. Jimin just called him cute. Indirectly. He shakes his head. He has to ignore that for now, and focus on this damn thing with claws that was making his nose all stuffy.
"We can't keep it!"
"Why not?" Jin was asking. "It's adorable! Look at it!"
"Because!" Yoongi huffs. "Because I- I-" And he turns around to let out a massive sneeze.
"I'm allergic."
Everyone stares.
Jimin looks guilty.
"Oh." Taehyung says finally, breaking the silence. "Can I still post a pic of it on twitter?"
Later, after Jimin had told their manger about the cat and the manager had agreed to take it to the pound, Yoongi can finally breathe properly.
They're sitting on the couch, watching some TV after dinner. The other members are off doing their own things, and Yoongi's feeling sleepy.
He feels Jimin shift in his seat. Yoongi can feel him staring at him from the side, so he lazily turns his head to look at the younger.
"What."
Jimin looks terribly guilty and it makes Yoongi's heart give out. "I didn't know you were allergic to cats, sorry."
The older just laughs. "Well now you know." He messes up Jimin's hair affectionately. "You little shit, don't bring stray animals ever again."
"But the cat was so cute! Like you."
Yoongi can't meet Jimin's gaze, and turns away to face the TV instead, his cheeks starting to feel flush. "Alright, I get it, I look like a cat. Jeez, maybe I'll grow old and be a cat lady or something."
Why did Jimin have to casually call him cute? Why did he feel so sjflkasjdlksa about it?
"I'll be your cat supplier, then." Jimin says happily, and sits back on the couch. "Your allergies could go away with age, who knows."
"I think I'll just grow allergic to you instead."
"But then I wouldn't be able to do this," And when Yoongi turns around to see what he means, Jimin quickly plants a wet one on his lips.
It's short, barely a second, but Yoongi still freezes and looks at the younger boy with wide eyes.
Jimin just smiles that dumb smile of his and gets up from the couch. "Let me know when that allergic reaction wears off."