"Seungho-sshi, Byunghee-sshi." A pause, and a careful study of them from head to toe that left Seungho feeling more than slightly uncomfortable in his tailor-made suit, summed up with a "Jokwon-sshi did outstanding work again."
Their new boss felt no qualms in letting his lingering gaze travel over every inch and while Byunghee was preening under the attention, the leader of the two-man security company most decidedly did not. For one thing; was this guy seriously their charge and employer? Hair burnished a copper-brown shade found only in a bottle that was carelessly styled, an open neck crisp shirt under the sleek lines of a jacket that was starting to be a familiar signature of Jokwon's Haberdashery, still could not hide the fact that Mr. Lee Joon, their employer was too young, too...too handsome and probably ought to be strutting down Andre Kim's catwalks rather than running a very prof--
"These are my permanent security detail," Lee Joon, white teeth and bright-eyed and oh my god the smile was so brilliant he was going blind jesus christ!. "CheonDoong and Mir."
CheonDoong was tall, thin, impeccably clad in an obviously expensive suit - Seungho was sensing a theme here and didn't like it one goddamn bit - and looked so fragile, a good boo could have knocked him over. Seungho was somewhat tempted to try. "My name is CheonDoong," the curly-haired youth said solemnly. "Doong Doong Doong Doong Doongie CheonDoong Doong. But you can call me Doongie."
Seungho blinked.
Joon beamed happily and Seungho fumbled for his dark glasses.
"I'm Mir!" chirped the redhead on Joon's left, with a smile that while it wasn't as bright, was lethal enough in its potential for pure mischief that even Byunghee stepped back in awe. "Ask me why I'm called that, c'mon, ask!"
Seungho swallowed, and wished he had never, ever accepted an assignment this scanty in prep details and never when it came from JTCamp. The fuckers there were all insane, obviously. "W-why?" he asked weakly, whimpering to himself, "My eyes..."
"Because I am a dragon of ferocious strength and I'll bite anyone who dares to bother Joonie-hyung and I'll eat them for my midnight snack, kyaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
Joon promptly burst into tears, clapping wildly with CheonDoong wolf-whistling, demanding for encores and Byunghee, the traitor, was screaming, "Go Mir! Woot!"
Who the fuck says 'woot' in real life and oh my god he was going to kill Jihoon-hyung!
Seungho was sensing a theme here and didn't like it one goddamn bit well yes I love men finely dressed :DDD
Seungho was somewhat tempted to try asshole!seungho is yes too.
"Doong Doong Doong Doong Doongie CheonDoong Doong. But you can call me Doongie." kasdjns mental image of scene ;__;
Who the fuck says 'woot' in real life well obvsly Byunghee :///
crying, Kelly, I want to go to your office right now and demand you to explain what this is, it's like...like crack, but sexy crack what happened to the thongs eh :DDD Asshole!Seungho is working out so good here ;; and this is just like a prelude to some big bodyguard disaster that will eventually lead to a lot of screaming and hopefully undressing. :DDD
akdjak fml I would fic something for you in return right now but I have a damned BM presentation to finish and urgh watch this space, I'm going to write something right back for you. If uh that's what you want, actually rofl
LOOLOLOL YAY YOU LIKED IT AND SHUTUP, HTML FAIL MAKES ME, ME AND MORE LOVABLE SOBS FUCKING SLASHES AND HTML >:( THE ONLY SLASH I LIKE IS IN MY FICS GDI. AND WHO TOLD YOU TO READ YOUR COMMENTS SO GODDAMN FAST RAWR EVEN THOUGH I LIKE FAST REPLIES BECAUSE I'M EASY AND ATTENTION-SEEKING LIKE THAT.
And lawl I have no idea where it's going and omg I completely forgot about the g-strings! Maybe he can bring it up during a discreet moment and then... :DDDDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
YES PLS TO BE WRITING SOMETHING BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!
"Seungho-sshi, Byunghee-sshi." A pause, and a careful study of them from head to toe that left Seungho feeling more than slightly uncomfortable in his tailor-made suit, summed up with a "Jokwon-sshi did outstanding work again."
Their new boss felt no qualms in letting his lingering gaze travel over every inch and while Byunghee was preening under the attention, the leader of the two-man security company most decidedly did not. For one thing; was this guy seriously their charge and employer? Hair burnished a copper-brown shade found only in a bottle that was carelessly styled, an open neck crisp shirt under the sleek lines of a jacket that was starting to be a familiar signature of Jokwon's Haberdashery, still could not hide the fact that Mr. Lee Joon, their employer was too young, too...too handsome and probably ought to be strutting down Andre Kim's catwalks rather than running a very prof--
"These are my permanent security detail," Lee Joon, white teeth and bright-eyed and oh my god the smile was so brilliant he was going blind jesus christ!. "CheonDoong and Mir."
CheonDoong was tall, thin, impeccably clad in an obviously expensive suit - Seungho was sensing a theme here and didn't like it one goddamn bit - and looked so fragile, a good boo could have knocked him over. Seungho was somewhat tempted to try. "My name is CheonDoong," the curly-haired youth said solemnly. "Doong Doong Doong Doong Doongie CheonDoong Doong. But you can call me Doongie."
Seungho blinked.
Joon beamed happily and Seungho fumbled for his dark glasses.
"I'm Mir!" chirped the redhead on Joon's left, with a smile that while it wasn't as bright, was lethal enough in its potential for pure mischief that even Byunghee stepped back in awe. "Ask me why I'm called that, c'mon, ask!"
Seungho swallowed, and wished he had never, ever accepted an assignment this scanty in prep details and never when it came from JTCamp. The fuckers there were all insane, obviously. "W-why?" he asked weakly, whimpering to himself, "My eyes..."
"Because I am a dragon of ferocious strength and I'll bite anyone who dares to bother Joonie-hyung and I'll eat them for my midnight snack, kyaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
Joon promptly burst into tears, clapping wildly with CheonDoong wolf-whistling, demanding for encores and Byunghee, the traitor, was screaming, "Go Mir! Woot!"
Who the fuck says 'woot' in real life and oh my god he was going to kill Jihoon-hyung!
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Happy birthday, birthday twin!
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Seungho was sensing a theme here and didn't like it one goddamn bit
well yes I love men finely dressed :DDD
Seungho was somewhat tempted to try
asshole!seungho is yes too.
"Doong Doong Doong Doong Doongie CheonDoong Doong. But you can call me Doongie."
kasdjns mental image of scene ;__;
Who the fuck says 'woot' in real life
well obvsly Byunghee :///
crying, Kelly, I want to go to your office right now and demand you to explain what this is, it's like...like crack, but sexy crack what happened to the thongs eh :DDD Asshole!Seungho is working out so good here ;; and this is just like a prelude to some big bodyguard disaster that will eventually lead to a lot of screaming and hopefully undressing. :DDD
akdjak fml I would fic something for you in return right now but I have a damned BM presentation to finish and urgh watch this space, I'm going to write something right back for you. If uh that's what you want, actually rofl
and your html fail, I saw it hee~ ♥
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And lawl I have no idea where it's going and omg I completely forgot about the g-strings! Maybe he can bring it up during a discreet moment and then... :DDDDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
YES PLS TO BE WRITING SOMETHING BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!
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Fandom: MBLAQ with TVXQ (there better be some JaeJoon in there)
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