Jul 24, 2004 01:03
Ok so quitting smoking didn't work but I'm gonna try it again tomorrow. I went a whold day and a half with out a ciggie butt. Whoo hoo, go me! Yeah right. I would have been fine too untill I thought I was gonna kill someone for no damn reason. So I didn't have another ciggie butt cause I wanted one I had one to save all of human kind from evil bitch woman. Plus I found my fat ass on the couch with a half gallon of icecream between my legs stuffing my face. Not the best thing to eat expecialy if you're gonna eat the whole thing. So I decided that I should smoke. Tho it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. It's kinda like this.....You wake at 5:00am on Black Friday. Jump in the shower and go shopping. You're running from store to store to store and by the end of the day you have all these stinking heavy bags and you can't wait to get to your car to drop them in the trunk. So you're finally done shopping at like 9:00pm and you unload your bags and you really gotta go potty but you're really thursty at the same time. You start the car, drive off and your thinking damn I'm really thirsty. You drive by Wawa and you want to stop but you can't cause if you stand up you will pee yourself. So you're in the car sucking on your tounge trying to swallow some spit but nothing is there and by you doing this it's totally making it worse. You're almost home and you're stuck at this red light cause the idiot in front of you went past the sensor so the light's not turning green so you can turn. So now you're bouncing up and down in your car cause you really gotta go and your mouth feels like the Gobi Desert. You finally get home, grab your bags, fumble arround with the keys to get them in the door and do the pee-pee dance all at the same time. You get in the door throw down all 500 bags and dart to the bathroom. You're sitting there for like 3 minutes going cause you really really had to go and still you are trying to swallow spit that isn't there and concidering drinking water out of the faucet next to you while you're sitting there but you don't. Finally you're done, run out to the kitchen, open the fridge and the only thing that's there to drink is milk. That SUCKS!!! Guys probably won't get that but that's how it is. Horrible I tell you. But I'm gonna try it again tomorrow. I'm getting tired now. I just felt like informing you all of that. Night!