HOLY EMUS BATMAN
Okay so I had a weird dream that involved miniature emus that were called some kind of geese for some reason? And people kept asking whether I would choose that emu-goose or another goose, until we stumbled on one of them fighting with a Canada goose. It was... a weird fight. But somehow Canada goose wins and we're like YAY except that emu-goose starts going after us and bitch has some scary ass claws and beak okay.
There was also the small problem of emu-goose having friends and then we were being run down by a whole pack of them.
At some point there were wolves too. Oh and talking bats that my brain confused with Gliscors or some other pokemon, because we were trying to get past them but they could use Shadow Sneak and we were like OH SHIT PRIORITY MOVE
At some point I woke up into another dream where I thought I overslept but I looked at the clock and I had two different clocks stacked on top of each other giving two different times so I had a WTF moment and was thrown out of the dream really fast lmao AND HERE I AM
There was also the small problem of emu-goose having friends and then we were being run down by a whole pack of them.
At some point there were wolves too. Oh and talking bats that my brain confused with Gliscors or some other pokemon, because we were trying to get past them but they could use Shadow Sneak and we were like OH SHIT PRIORITY MOVE
At some point I woke up into another dream where I thought I overslept but I looked at the clock and I had two different clocks stacked on top of each other giving two different times so I had a WTF moment and was thrown out of the dream really fast lmao AND HERE I AM