How is this even possible.

Jul 30, 2009 21:58

Yeah, so, my eyeball was going all stingy today and I figured no biggie, just an eyelash fell in or something, right? I'll just take a look in the mirror to figure out where it is and I'll just... extract it somehow, yes?

Instead of finding a loose eyelash in my eye, I find that there is a tiny eyelash growing INSIDE MY EYELID. Not terribly deep inside, mind you, but dude, it's pointing inwards and it's at like the corner of my eye and as far as I know, even if I had tweezers small enough to get in there and I could control my crazy blinky reflexes, I'd still need to somehow paralyze my eyeball because I reckon pulling a hair out of there would be painful as all hell. D:

My alternative explanation for this random pointed-inwards eyelash is that it fell in, then... somehow... uh... lodged itself into a tear duct...? Okay, maybe not. :|

How I do these sorts of things, I'll never know.

REALLY IMPORTANT EDIT: Oh my god, I just found my first white (technically whitening since the tip is still black) hair. Am mildly traumatized although these things happen sooner or later. ;__;

omg this isn't happening, what is this madness, twiggy fails at life

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