Sex Toys, Parties and “winning”
I have a little side business Dirty Blu's.
It’s the kind of thing, you know, something like Tupperware used to be only I think of this more as fuckerware.
It’s a pretty good little gig if your into direct sales. I’m not so sure I’m into direct sales.
The thing is when I do these parties I go to women’s homes and give a long shpeell about why they should buy THESE toys
from ME. Of course there’s a bit of enticement that happens. I give them the blah blah blah about particular vibrators and lubes and what I think is good and not so good. At the end of it all, according to most of the folks who work in this industry, the bottom line is about how much money I am going to make, not only for me but for THEM.
Pyramid scheme it is not. But it’s close.
I enjoy it on some levels. I’m not used to dealing with sex in this capacity with women who are A. VANILLA B. scared of sexuality And C. clueless as to why sexuality is important.
I did a sex toy party last night. It was considered a “good and successful” party because I sold a LOT. However, I spent 3 hrs with the hostess, who had no idea what she wanted when she booked the party and two weeks later still could not figure out what kind of party she wanted to have. All she worried about was getting everyone good and drunk so they would have fun. Hmmmm.
The party lasted about 5 hrs. A long party. We played games because my little hostess needed to feel like they had things to do. I kept trying to remind her that A. we would be spending several hours talking about sex B. I would be educating her guests in a way that would be FUN for them and C. I needed them sober enough to shop without waking up tomorrow and canceling what they ordered.
Well….
by the end of the night they were all horny, drunk, and since most of them were also YOUNG and SINGLE they needed to go OUT!!!
So…
After working all night I had to toss three suitcases full of demo stuff into my bags and run out the door so they could go to the bar. Not a bad thing except the hostess didn’t order her freebies and now I can’t get ahold of her. *sigh*
And when I look at the profit/loss margin I wonder if it’s so worth it.
It is a lot of fun and I love to give the lessons most of us were never given during our formative years. I like seeing the light go on. I like giving women permission to have pleasure when it’s never been given to them before.
BLAHBLAHBLAH today I am fighting a nasty little something and it’s a bummer.
I’m working on Impulse. It’s going well. You should check out the website Impulse.
Registration is OPEN!
And DESIRE is filling up. You should register if you want to go soon. It’s going to be full before the end of the month at this rate.
All is well in the life a busy boi. I need to learn organizational skills. I need to spend some time with my friends whom I miss. I need to be on the phone with Bex who is probably pulling her hair out by now.
But before all of that, I need to feed Ma’am and perhaps catch up on your lives.
Take care of each other and next time you buy a vibrator visit me.
p.s. there is a contest going on at my company to see who can sell the most this month. That is considered winning.
I am going to lose. And that’s ok.