'tis the season and all that...

[blumagic_trance]

Goodness, I've been very neglectful of this, haven't I? I had no idea I'd have so much catching up to do. You people have certainly been busy while I've been away

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[captainsavvyftw]

*reads carefully*

...You wouldn't be thinking of James Norrington, excommodore, would you, luv?

[blumagic_trance]

That I would.

And what, I get no introduction? Hmm? *amused smirk*

[captainsavvyftw]

A man of my reputation needs no introduction, luv.

But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.

Captain Jack Sparrow, at your service.

[blumagic_trance]

True, but it's only polite, dear. *sweet smile*

Oh? And exactly what type of services do you offer, Captain? *sly smirk*

[captainsavvyftw]

And still you've yet to introduce yourself, luv. Can't expect a man to know everything.

*winks* Well, lass, I am a pirate. Pillaging, looting, ravaging... and anything else you could ask for. For the right price, that is. *wicked grin*

[blumagic_trance]

Not even the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? *mock astonishment* Well, I suppose I can help you out. It is the time of giving, after all.

Quistis Trepe, dear. And am I to assume that you're acqauinted with James, as well?

Hmm. I don't know about the looting and pillaging, but the ravaging is definitely intriguing. And what kind of price would you be asking? *flirtatious smile*

[captainsavvyftw]

Infamous, eh? To tell the truth, luv, I really do prefer, "Greatest and Most Notorious Pirate Captain in the World," but "infamous" will do.

Quistis, eh? Quistis... *likes the way it rolls off his tongue*

Aquainted wouldn't be the word for it, Quistis. The bitter excommodore is now serving as first mate aboard my ship, which used to be his ship.

Interested in ravaging, luv? *smirk* For you, I'm sure the price is... negotiable.

[blumagic_trance]

Oh, of course. It's much more befitting a dashing man such as yourself.

*slightly surprised* Is he? My, that must be... interesting, to say the least. Is he pouting, or has he moved on to brooding?

*gasp* Why, Captain! If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making me an entirely inappropriate offer. *very amused*

[captainsavvyftw]

Dashing, eh? I do like "Dashing".

I call it fun. And he's far past brooding, luv. Moving dangerously into moping territory, I'd say.

*winks* If I didn't know better, I'd think you were resisting, Quistis.

(ooc: That last "Quistis" is a sexy rumble. So says Jack. O.o...)

[blumagic_trance]

*laughing quietly*

Moping? Oh dear, we can't have that...

Well, of course! I wouldn't be a proper lady if I didn't put up a decent fight, Captain. You are, after all, a terribly ferocious pirate.

[captainsavvyftw]

We can't? Really? But it's so much fun. He's drinking as well, if that makes it better.

Oh, a proper lady, eh? I suppose I'd have to kidnap you first, then? You're really making this quite a lot of work, luv. The, ah, booty had best be worth it. *salacious wink*

[blumagic_trance]

...Is he? *slightly concerned*

*turns on charm* Captain... where exactly is this ship of yours? I'd love to see it. I'm sure it's a magnificent vessel. Of course, nowhere near as magnificent as yourself...

I'm sure I could make it worth your while, dear. *wink*

[captainsavvyftw]

*notes the concern, and is slightly surprised by it* Same as he's been the past few months, luv. Didn't you know?

*charmed rather easily* Port Royal, of course. I'd love to show you my... ship. She's quite magnificent, true. Though not as magnificent as the ship we're sailing after. My ship. The Black Pearl. *said with a hint of longing*

*smirks* My interest is piqued, luv.

[blumagic_trance]

Well, yes, I did. But I had hoped... *small sigh*

Really? *considers this* Oh, but I'm sure you wouldn't have any need of a military woman on board. I'm sure you've already assembled a fine crew.

Only your interest, Captain? *smirk*

[captainsavvyftw]

Had hoped what, luv? That your noble James Norrington had put down the bottle and taken up his position as Commodore once more? *ironic smile* He's a pirate, now.

Fine crew? *sputters* Bloody Norrington assembled it! And not one of them can sail worth a damn.

*wicked, wicked smirk* No love. More than just my interest has... risen.

[blumagic_trance]

More hoped that he had stopped wallowing in self pity. *sigh*

Oh? *innocent voice* Well, I did train with the SeeD Navy, you know. Not that it was my area of expertise... But I'm sure you'll manage just fine.

*short laugh* Glad to have gotten your attention, dear.