Most Recent = 1, then on and on, all the way back to last november...
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RT @liberalchik lol why does glenn beck hate art and history? // Knowledge and culture are the enemy of Corporate America.about 3 hours ago from HootSuite
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RT @alyankovic Okay, everybody - favorite one-celled organism, amoeba or paramecium? / Paramecium, bcuz Celia and Flagella rocks my world Alabout 4 hours ago from web
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Beer is a wholesome liquor..it abounds with nourishment. : - Dr. Benjamin Rush // a doctor a day, i mean, wait, never mind, buzzed already.about 4 hours ago from HootSuite
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So the conversation turned to what was on the agenda for tomorrow, Larry: What, you wanna take it off? me: okay Bam! 4-day weekend.about 5 hours ago from web
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Larry, my boss this morning.. wanna stay safe and live 30-40 years past retirement Me I'm gonna die on the job, one last ,,|,, to Larry about 6 hours ago from HootSuite
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I had a huge oak stump slung to the loader bucket, all was fine till I turned on a slope, the loader teetered, then tottered back. closecallabout 6 hours ago from HootSuite
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I was curious, and then I found this: http://ow.ly/nQPJ while researching the +'s & -'s of mitigated vs. unmitigated balls.about 23 hours ago from HootSuite
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#Pet care #insurance, In case of #Rapture http://ow.ly/nyZx hat tip to @micknugent6:14 AM Sep 1st from HootSuite
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...(^)w/double onions. (%)What do you mean 'double onions'? You mean extra onions? (^)Yes please, extra onions. (%)Okay, double onions.9:27 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite
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and an impossibly thin line was drawn between being pampered and being asked to go die in the gutter, please. ~ Kunstler http://ow.ly/nvPv6:40 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite
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I got a Snip of @allFOXNews before it got shut down a minute ago: http://twitpic.com/g0sc63:49 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite
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http://twitpic.com/g0sc6 - RT @Twitter_Tips: @AllFOXNews was just hijacked // Snip of @AllFoxNews page3:43 PM Aug 31st from TwitPic
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@alzwell no harm no foul and alzwell that enzwell3:28 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite in reply to alzwell
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Awesome satellite pic of #station fire, plus L.A., Vegas, Grand Canyon, Lake Mead, Owens dry lake, etc. http://bit.ly/Lj60W10:05 PM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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http://twitpic.com/fxh0y - Sun setting behind the smoke at Mt. Wilson 30 Aug 2009 7:09pm7:15 PM Aug 30th from TwitPic
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There is a Hurricane coming up thru baja. It may get into Southern California by late in the week. That is very rare, but slightly possible.1:24 PM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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RT @alzwell http://twitpic.com/fuix6 - RT: @blujay_: http://twitpic.com/fuha6 // mine is plaster, reinforced w/mesh, over a paper plate :)7:58 AM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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@alzwell http://twitpic.com/fuix6 - That is Neato! Certainly unique, You can't find one like this at the store.7:54 AM Aug 30th from TwitPic
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In honor of Hubert Booth, who on this day in 1901 patented his vacuum cleaner, I hereby resolve to use my vacuum today.6:30 AM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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RT @WalkTalkTours There was a young man from Peru / Whose limericks stopped at line two . #Limerick (Anon).6:39 PM Aug 28th from web
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Dis networkn site which is twittr iskindofa social transmittr U sendout yor tweets bout yor favorit eats anhope dat yor frends dontget bittr6:27 PM Aug 28th from web
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I followd a gal,was a knittr,On the networking site that is twittr,she wrote all the time,about victimless crime,So then I decidd 2 quit her6:01 PM Aug 28th from web
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Recent article in the LA times about the canyon I live in. Mentions some history such as the Saint Francis Dam collapse. http://ow.ly/ndOP5:26 PM Aug 28th from HootSuite
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http://twitpic.com/fmluc - Before & After of one of the things I did this week, At the entrance to camp 2, San Francisquito cyn rd & Sta ...4:08 PM Aug 28th from TwitPic
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Here in San Francisquito canyon(SCV), A smoky overcast settled in about 11am and then it began raining ash. like a light snow, only 100˚3:44 PM Aug 28th from web
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@alzwell energy industry scare tactic, someone is getting a bonus for that idea.4:38 PM Aug 27th from HootSuite in reply to alzwell
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@CA_DMV I went to the Newhall DMV today and I was very impressed. Busy in there and yet I was in and out in 20 minutes. WTG to Newhall DMV3:53 PM Aug 27th from web
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my mom tried to get me to stop biting my nails by painting them with some kind of nail polish,the stuff was nasty, but I overcame it, i won!5:51 PM Aug 26th from HootSuite
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I need to make a sign to flash at my boss as we're passing on the road, Oink if your listening to Rush , as per a la @spacetrucker5:05 PM Aug 26th from web
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http://twitpic.com/fakpf - I looked up the Time Magazine cover for the week I lost my virginity. I laughed because It is kind of befitting.7:40 PM Aug 25th from TwitPic
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I had to google this: RT @TexDolly ok wise guys.....why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? I'm going out the door..hello Miller Lite!!6:04 PM Aug 25th from web
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@KFIAM640 t-rae, I like these alerts to what's coming up, when it's of interest it makes me want to tune in. win/win, good job5:08 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to KFIAM640
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I Love You Mom. I miss you so much.5:17 PM Aug 24th from HootSuite
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I heard a report that if swine flu gets bad, kids may have to do their schooling online. It occurred to me that, that may be the future 4all3:48 PM Aug 24th from web
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RT @WafflesMunch My teacher said two girls and two boys per group , and Myles asked, Mentally or biologically? . :) I love Myles. / #funny3:38 PM Aug 24th from web
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Excavating 1694 Oyster River Raid http://bit.ly/ZVQpO interesting comments to this article, struck a history nerve, /more http://ow.ly/l39g5:03 PM Aug 23rd from web
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It is fascinating what sanitation workers get out off the sewer systems. They spend time 'fishing' for valuables. exp: http://bit.ly/3WEXNG1:16 PM Aug 23rd from HootSuite
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I started basic training for the US Army at Ft. Dix, New Jersey on this day in 1983. ☮11:35 AM Aug 23rd from HootSuite
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An engaged couple wants to do one of those 'drive-thru weddings' in #LasVegas in a hearse and the hearse peeps need rec's http://ow.ly/l00x11:24 PM Aug 22nd from HootSuite
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I think the heat from my laptop has sterilized me, but, a fortune cookie once said: there is no relationship between virility and fertility.9:05 PM Aug 22nd from web
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I know that you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.1:27 PM Aug 22nd from HootSuite
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Thank You @alzwell , !hcnm yrev noy kuahT9:57 AM Aug 22nd from web
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I'm lazily sitting here all comfy and it's sprinkling outside. Their are tools in the back of the truck. Rest or Rust? That is the question.9:53 AM Aug 22nd from web
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Rain is rare, now we have a couple clouds in the sky and the news is like: Track the Storm w/ SUPER HUGE LIVE MEGA DOPPLER 7000 HD EXTREME!9:06 AM Aug 22nd from web
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RT @clarissapepsi @blujay_ haha, i got added for using the word boink , brilliant =P //8:54 AM Aug 22nd from web
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In elementary school, I used to trade my sandwiches for caramel candy, this one kid loved my mom's peanut butter and jelly.7:24 PM Aug 21st from HootSuite
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an entrenched political patronage system in L.A. and California? The sleaze is boundless. #losangeles http://ow.ly/kV9q7:18 PM Aug 21st from HootSuite
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next word: boink RT@clarissapepsi i want to boink Ben Boykewich.i have a weakness for ginky jews. //okay, thats all for now, imakeepgoingtho5:37 PM Aug 21st from web
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nxt striated, RT @susangreenbooks In other news, I have an AMAZING wasps nest in my possession, all striated, colourful and perfectly formed5:32 PM Aug 21st from web
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@amskiwankanobe Yes, I can imagine, that's funny, I think I will look for a cheeky banana tomorrow.5:24 PM Aug 21st from web in reply to amskiwankanobe
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RT @DrJudyStone Speechless: Dilbert Creator’s Struggle to Regain His Voice-#spasmodic dysphonia http://snipurl.com/qolfr5:17 PM Aug 21st from web
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next word: wriggles... RT @bexter88 getting a few little kicks and wriggles today - v. nice :) next word: spasmodic5:13 PM Aug 21st from web
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RT @amskiwankanobe Oh em gee banana, fuck off and stop invading my nostrils, I ate you like 2 hours ago you cheeky scallywag!5:02 PM Aug 21st from web
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Ah, kicking back and wriggling my toes. I am going to do a search of odd words and add a person who has used it recently,firstword:scallywag4:58 PM Aug 21st from web
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My first crush was Darla Hood of 'The Little Rascals' she was from 1935 and I was from 1975, just completely opposite sides of the track.8:34 PM Aug 20th from web
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Twitter the new frontier, These are the tweets of a reclusive hobo, his five year mission, To boldly go where no tweeter has gone before.8:27 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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So join us here each week my freinds, you're sure to get a smile, from seven stranded castways, here too Twitter in Style8:20 PM Aug 20th from web
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A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twitter Zone!8:08 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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I used the word 'tutelage' in a sentence today, and that has happened what, 5 times in my life? So today was noteworthy in that respect.8:00 PM Aug 20th from web
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Enjoying the view while relaxing on the front porch prompted me to lookup:30 Satisfying Simple Pleasures Life Has to Offer http://ow.ly/kNol7:30 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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Who do I have to blow?! Even Hurricane Bill has more followers than I do. http://ow.ly/kMYG5:50 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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Who remembers Dr. George Fishbeck? a charismatic soul who left an impression on me. http://ow.ly/kMFb4:44 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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TwitBlock gave @blujay_ a spamminess rating of 0 (http://twitblock.org/~blujay_)5:18 AM Aug 20th from web
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Here's one from 'The Surrealist Compliment Generator': Your eyes are like spheres of glue filled with shimmering worms. http://ow.ly/kvOZ5:30 PM Aug 18th from HootSuite
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The Solar System - Planetary Scale w/Sun, 1 pixel = ~1,000 km http://ow.ly/kvND5:22 PM Aug 18th from HootSuite
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@hello_bori Hi, yeah, i was kind of half joking about that while i was sharing that experience. Nice to meet you too.3:56 PM Aug 18th from web in reply to hello_bori
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Except for one woodpecker, the birds have gone to their roosting places and I see bats, silhouetted against the evening sky.7:55 PM Aug 17th from web
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What blows my mind is that this apparently solid little rock, is almost completely empty space and it's electrons are in constant motion.7:02 PM Aug 17th from web
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RT @Grim_Future A survivalist blogger that has been warning of doom for years, throws in the towel http://ow.ly/knns //frustration5:13 PM Aug 17th from web
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@inquarters14 hmm. I didn't know that about the autopsies, interesting.3:51 PM Aug 17th from HootSuite in reply to inquarters14
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@alzwell wow, what a find by you f-i-a. Can you imagine? When I find an arrowhead or pottery shard, my imagination swims.=blujay_ no e.12:42 PM Aug 16th from web in reply to alzwell
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@alzwell http://twitpic.com/e56ya - Wow. Nice Discoidal Stone. This was likely a very highly prized possession for more than one family ...11:54 AM Aug 16th from TwitPic
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Another cultural difference was that they used a knife and fork while eating a slice of pizza. I must've looked rude to them using my hands.9:00 AM Aug 16th from HootSuite
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In South Korea, one of the peculiar cultural differences I noticed was that they turn off their headlights when stopped at a red light.8:57 AM Aug 16th from HootSuite
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@Triviathon ...good question, i could only guess maybe zero, certainly no more than five8:33 AM Aug 16th from HootSuite in reply to Triviathon
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All the other sonic and electromagnetic realities are there, moving about us, but we are deaf and blind to them and they're meaningless 2 us3:49 PM Aug 15th from web
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The little ones leaped, and shouted, and laugh'd and all the hills echoed. ~William Blake / I often love the joy-sound of children at play3:24 PM Aug 15th from web
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All we see is electro-magnetic radiation. Photons of certain wavelentghs. The colors are not there, they are in your mind, it blows me away.2:43 PM Aug 15th from web
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing10:39 AM Aug 15th from HootSuite
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coffee,twitter,food,beer,twitter,food,sleep,coffee,twitter,food,beer,twitter,food,sleep,coffee,twitter,food,beer,twitter,food #cycleoflife3:38 PM Aug 12th from web
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Dust Bunnies 1,152 / Spiders 0 . sigh, but I have a surpise for that spider should it come a calling tonight. Extreme Blood Alcohol Content6:40 PM Aug 11th from web
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The hunt is on for the spider who bit me last night. I'm going to the heavy artillery now, the vacuum. War is Hell.5:36 PM Aug 11th from HootSuite
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Pillow cases are a good idea and also i'd like to say jingle/jangle and dingle/dangle. okay, good. I just had to get that out there.5:34 PM Aug 11th from HootSuite
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RT: @markosm: Red Lobster, State Farm, Travelocity & Walmart are still advertising on Glenn Beck. I wrote them and canceled accounts.4:01 PM Aug 11th from HootSuite
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Memorize this and then go have a heart to heart with your boss: I'm sorry but your too full of yourself to understand what's going on6:52 AM Aug 11th from web
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It reminds me, I don't know if it's true but, On average, a person eats two spiders a year, by accident in their sleep. You believe that?6:39 AM Aug 11th from web
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I got two spider bites above my right ankle last night. I'm gonna hunt for that so and so after work.6:38 AM Aug 11th from web
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RT @khtsam1220: Hundreds Dress As Zombies, Roam Valencia Town Center...Seriously - http://tinyurl.com/kltgv89:20 PM Aug 10th from HootSuite
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@spacetrucker Thanks! It has. The day is fading fast, leaving only memories that will likely hardly ever, if ever, be recalled.6:54 PM Aug 10th from web in reply to spacetrucker
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Thank you for hot showers, cold beer and canned food. ~ a bachelor's prayer to the forefathers.6:44 PM Aug 10th from web
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It's like the Grand Canyon. You can be awed by amazing pictures of it but, You really don't get it until you see it in person w/your owneyes6:20 PM Aug 10th from web
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I spent a year over-seas in the 1980's. It occurred to me then that one needs to experience another culture before one can realize his own.6:15 PM Aug 10th from HootSuite
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RT @dailygalaxy Unlocking Your Inner Fish: Human DNA Traced Back to Marine Origins http://su.pr/8WTnu3 {I knew it, we R: Fish out of water!}4:15 PM Aug 10th from web
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RT @spacetrucker Oink if u r listening 2 Rush {I am having a difficult monday, but this made me laugh. Right on, spacetrucker!}1:04 PM Aug 10th from web
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I like 'hearing voices' on NPR9:29 PM Aug 9th from web
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This is a photo stitch of the view from my front porch http://twitpic.com/daxcb12:12 PM Aug 9th from HootSuite
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My front porch http://twitpic.com/daeab Larry (a lizard) lives in that couch and lounges on the sunny part, off and on, throughout the day.10:26 AM Aug 9th from web
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While spasmodically fondling the creamy, cheese filled bricthes, he suckled the wholesome goosepimple ointment and giggled. ~Anal Nipples10:16 AM Aug 9th from HootSuite
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Do people really hate the word moist? Evidently. The moist panties phenomenon: http://ow.ly/jtQy and let me just add, 'moist muffins'8:56 AM Aug 9th from HootSuite
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Philosopher Squirrel pausing to contemplate the next move. http://twitpic.com/d99g411:54 PM Aug 8th from web
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Favorite 'Oldies' Radio Programs: Dragnet, Yours truly Johnny Dollar; Gunsmoke, Have gun will travel, Jack Benny Show, Lux Radio Theater8:39 PM Aug 8th from web
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I haven't watched a television broadcast in almost two years. I don't miss it all that much an there are so many other ways to waste my time8:23 PM Aug 8th from HootSuite
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Beware Twitter Trending Topics. If you end up on there, it means your either on TV, or your dead.8:15 PM Aug 8th from web
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You know the 'five dollar shake'? I wonder what is the difference between Martin and Lewis and Amos and Andy?5:06 PM Aug 8th from web
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http://bit.ly/18cjKd10:45 AM Aug 8th from web
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What if 6 billion people wanted to take a shower? #whatif9:47 PM Aug 5th from web
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Wanna know what LMGTFY stands for? Here: http://tinyurl.com/6znzyp9:03 PM Aug 5th from web
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@pzmyers http://twitpic.com/cwyj7 - Is that a hustler magazine I see wedged in there? =)4:49 PM Aug 5th from TwitPic
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Ahhh. Dont you just love the smell of a hot, steamy, fresh pile of Archaeology? New Pterosaur revelations: http://tr.im/vw2S9:07 PM Aug 4th from HootSuite
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I just made up a new word, it's Orgasmodic (kinda like Orgasmic i guess) I did a google search and there were 49 hits. That's my word!8:43 PM Aug 4th from web
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Will Krakatoa rock the world again? http://tr.im/v6t6 Spectacular pictures!5:27 PM Aug 1st from web
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I've noticed that the yellow-jacket population this year is quite alot lower than last year and the elm tree is dropping leaves kinda early.3:14 PM Aug 1st from web
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President Obama maybe the Antichrist. Jesus tried to warn us, but no one would listen. It's on youtube, the jig is up.. http://tr.im/v0Am7:45 PM Jul 31st from web
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The chickens come home to roost. There are unintended circumstances for circumstances that I am unintendedly unaware of.7:09 PM Jul 31st from HootSuite
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'Yes, all science is either politically motivated or it's all about getting funds. Curiosity has nothing to do with it.' Effing Morons #rant2:46 PM Jul 31st from web
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Comment I and others made to LA times last year about the 'mysterious SoCal fireball' http://tr.im/uXPI12:38 PM Jul 31st from web
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Today is a floating holiday, I have decreed it. So everyone can relax, go back to bed, do whatever you want. As for me, I'm getting ahaircut5:41 AM Jul 31st from web
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✔ 【ツ】 ♬ ® ↕ © ® € ♥ ✈ ☺ ♬ ☑♠ ☎ ☻ ♫ ☒♤ ☤ ☹ ♪ ♀✩ ✉ ☠ ✔ ♂★ ✇ ♺ ✖ ♨❦ ☁ ✌ ♛ ❁☪ ☂ ✏ ♝ ❀☭ ☃ ☛ ♞ ✿☮ ☼ ☚ ♘ ✾☯ ☾ ☝ ♖ ✽✝ ☄ ☟ ♟ ✺☥ ✂ ✍ ♕ ✵ 回 √9:15 PM Jul 30th from HootSuite
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Before sentient creatures, there were no colors, no sounds, no odors. There were no experiences because there were no experiencers.8:22 PM Jul 29th from web
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Occam's Razor: Don't create more hypotheses than are really necessary. The simplest explanation that fits the facts is probably the best.7:37 PM Jul 29th from web
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Abel's Razor: Razors should not be thrown away as long as they give a fairly decent shave, or until you have a better one.7:36 PM Jul 29th from web
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RT @billspaniel Saw the Space Station chase the Shuttle Orbiter over Santa Clarita last night. Magnificent!7:19 PM Jul 29th from web
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@cassagraham but the redheaded you may also have felt that the grass is greener on the otherside. Therefore, go for the green!7:09 PM Jul 29th from web in reply to cassagraham
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Someday is too far away(MasterCharge commercial); Someday may be too late(Kodak commercial); The future is'nt what it used to be(A.C.Clarke)7:00 PM Jul 29th from web
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Paleolithic CSI: 50,000 y.o. cold case http://tr.im/uG4E5:58 PM Jul 29th from web
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To the Lizard living on the front porch: Don't be giving me no attitude, I am in no mood.5:08 PM Jul 29th from web
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Lol RT @kvn1234 Bedknobs & Broomsticks: Exploring Your Sexuality #failedchildrensbooktitles3:15 PM Jul 29th from web
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. - Lewis Grizzard8:01 PM Jul 28th from web
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The color of the object is all in your head. reflected wavelengths of light, transduced and delivered electrochemically to your brain.7:03 PM Jul 28th from web
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Richard Louv, author of: 'Last Child in the Woods: Saving Our Children from Nature-Deficit Disorder' is on Twitter. @RichLouv6:37 PM Jul 27th from web
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RT @Grim_Future Nature deficit:Children are spending less time outdoors, resulting in a wide range of behavioral problems. http://tr.im/uj506:23 PM Jul 27th from web
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RT @kejames ..Yew...where the Magna Carta was signed, [Newton's] apple tree...are still standing today http://bit.ly/13dgBm [Tree Love]4:10 PM Jul 27th from web
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U.S. Army Basic Training Picture. I am the guy wearing the camouflage hat and holding an M16. http://twitpic.com/brunt6:34 PM Jul 26th from web
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Here is that same family of Quail in a picture from last week. http://twitpic.com/brstg6:20 PM Jul 26th from web
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I opened my front door and startled the family of quail that come for water at the leaky sprinkler. Those little chicks can fly already6:04 PM Jul 26th from web
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Yay! I received one of my Philosophy books by James Christian. I only wish it was a hardcover. Oh well, it will probably school me on wishes5:12 PM Jul 26th from web
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Need an excuse to sneak in a nap this afternoon? Here are enough to last you weeks: 19 reasons to take a nap http://tr.im/u6Z212:18 PM Jul 26th from web
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Hey Harley-rider, why you wearing earplugs? I'll tell you why: It's because your motorcycle is to effing loud! #rant10:09 AM Jul 26th from web
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Alaska: Huge blob of Arctic goo: It's not oil and no one in the area can recall seeing anything like it before. http://tr.im/u5u47:13 AM Jul 26th from web
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RT @AmyHale Appalled at: The secret evidence of global warming Bush tried to hide: satellite photos now declassified http://bit.ly/17mngc6:26 AM Jul 26th from web
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I remember reading somewhere that the ants, if you weigh all the ants in the world, they out-weigh the weight of all the humans in the world10:34 PM Jul 25th from web
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RT @Grim_Future Because we are lied to all the time, ...even the most direct lies are losing their power to shock us. http://tr.im/u3qG9:43 PM Jul 25th from web
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If God has any humor at all, the background music while standing in line at the Pearly Gates will be 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees11:22 AM Jul 25th from web
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Which Is Worse? Germs in our Food or the Antibiotics that Kill Them? http://tr.im/u0q210:50 AM Jul 25th from web
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To the guy that I accidentally shot a BB at his cheek when I was 11 years old: I'm Sorry10:06 AM Jul 25th from web
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Okay, here is my last will and testament. I, Jason Alen Brice, being of sound mind and body (for the time being), bequeath all of my stuff t9:44 AM Jul 25th from web
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The $180 billion to bail out AIG would've been more than enough to close the 2010 budget gap in every state in the union. http://tr.im/tWFd8:16 PM Jul 24th from web
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When will the recovery begin? Never. We can't just bounce back from the recession; the old way of doing business is dead http://tr.im/tWy27:56 PM Jul 24th from web
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#YLSNED: Friday is the day of the week falling between Thursday and Saturday. There are 491,000,000 Google results for friday.6:36 PM Jul 24th from web
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we’re just cleaning up artifacts in the system. http://ow.ly/i3Hb Artifacts in the system, I like that. I must go and ponder this awhile8:23 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Something is going on with twitter right now, people are losing followers, it is funny to read their reaction, search followers, news @ 117:43 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Wow! I just lost 27 followers in the blink of a refresh. All those porn girls must've found some other fellow. Twitter is at the bottom ofit7:33 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Today. while digging to expose a leaking water pipe, I got a visit by this http://twitpic.com/bduzx Tarantula Hawk. I yielded ground to her.4:48 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Imported insects fight invasive bugs and plants but they're upsetting the balance of nature and threatening native species http://tr.im/tFDE5:49 AM Jul 23rd from web
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The wing bone of a griffon vulture with five precisely drilled holes in it is the oldest known musical instrument. http://tr.im/tCU010:01 PM Jul 22nd from web
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da purpos is 2 comunic8 w/ as few charactrs as posibl u may thk that I cannot spel but I am getin mor out ther w/ dis kind of twitr shorthnd8:40 PM Jul 22nd from web
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Goodbye my Love, maybe for forever ~Alan Parsons Project I closed my eyes and she slipped away ~Boston8:08 PM Jul 22nd from web
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You People and your 3/32! The Metric System is the easier and better way, Get with the program - Think Metric - http://tr.im/tBUS7:12 PM Jul 22nd from web
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Yeah, Yeah. I see you flappin' your lips, trying to tell me where your at but, all I have to do is look at the ground and see your shadow.6:58 PM Jul 22nd from web
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No more chalupas for Taco Bell spokesdog: Gidget the Chihuahua. She died Tuesday night of a stroke at the age of 15. http://tr.im/tAgw3:16 PM Jul 22nd from web
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@OpenTeamworks I have yet to form an opinion9:14 PM Jul 21st from web in reply to OpenTeamworks
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Jimmy Carter makes decision to sever ties with the Southern Baptist Convention, after six decades, for womans rights http://tr.im/trgC bravo7:55 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @_Bird .....Barackispresidentsosuckit! [ Dot Com ] #Barackispresidentsosuckit7:40 PM Jul 21st from web
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The presence of nipples in male mammals is a genetic architectural by-product of nipples in females. http://tr.im/tr4T <-- just a wiki link7:26 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @acarvin Shuttle crew says we should start seeing the results of their Hubble repairs in September. #nasatweetup4:13 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @acarvin Shuttle commander says you can see shooting stars in orbit, except they're below you, not above you. #nasatweetup4:11 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @CalFireNews Gov. Schwarzenegger and legislative leaders have agreed on a plan - Last one out turn off the lights [ #LOL #California ]7:59 PM Jul 20th from web
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live web-cam of Bishop foothills and mountains, There is a fire burning up there. http://www.bishopweather.com/12:01 PM Jul 19th from web
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RT @ddefrehn Why is it whenever something great happens, something shitty immediately occurs to offset it? [ true, but It goes both ways]8:58 PM Jul 18th from web
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7:46PM TC AT POWER PLANT 1 7:42PM LACOFD ALSO PROVIDED A 1020 OF 35100 SAN FRANCISQUITO CYN RD 7:42PM VEH ROLLOVER - 1 PTY EJECTED8:07 PM Jul 18th from web
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Something is going on this evening in San Francisquito cyn Couple of fire trucks and several CHP up here, a bad accident up there is likely8:02 PM Jul 18th from web
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http://twitpic.com/aubm3 - 18 july 2009 6:45pm Trending Topics: ATT is a big / steaming heap of....6:51 PM Jul 18th from TwitPic
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Outside It's 108f in the shade, the birds, with their beaks hanging open, are standing in line at the leaky sprinkler, waiting their turn.2:48 PM Jul 18th from web
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RT @LAist LAistory: Busch Gardens in Van Nuys: Parking stub, park pamphlets, etc. from the early era http://bit.ly/oWMH4 [I remember birds]10:40 AM Jul 18th from web
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Buy a new truck, get an AK-47 Assault Rifle ... FREE!! http://bit.ly/h2F0A God Bless America! God Bless Every Damned One Of Us8:31 PM Jul 17th from web
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♪♬every Tweet you make, they'll be watching you...♫♪ http://ow.ly/hvB68:07 PM Jul 17th from web
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RT @JulianJayne ....I don't care. Walter Cronkite WAS the evening news and I had more respect for him than all the others combined. RIP 6:10 PM Jul 17th from web
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I'm craving hot buttered toast with sugar. It took a while to find the toaster..8:55 PM Jul 16th from web
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I live in an area that requires a satellite hookup to get TV. Im not hooked up so I dont watch it but, I get an idea what is on from the #TT8:45 PM Jul 16th from web
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Bought my first Silver today. 3 ten ounce bars of 999.9% fine Silver. Say it with me.... Hi-Ho Silllllllllverrrrrrrrr.11:29 AM Jul 15th from web
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Mini-Van over the side of San Francisquito cyn. rd. 60 foot drop, 200 yards south of old Saint Francis Dam. Fire and ambulance there now.9:46 AM Jul 15th from web
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I know it's only Tuesday, but I'm going to go ahead and take a shower anyway. I need it. I'll just skip Saturdays, to make up for it.6:57 PM Jul 14th from web
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Try this new twitter game, it's fun and you learn about twitter folks: Social Networks Online Defense Squad http://snods.com/?refID=172...5:55 AM Jul 13th from web
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#ihavetoadmit that I am exceptionally talented. I mean I could win the gold medals in couch potato endurance and freestyle laziness.11:58 AM Jul 12th from web
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House-cleaning or take a nap? decisions, decisions. It's a tuff one.10:43 AM Jul 12th from web
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Philosophy: An Introduction to the Art of Wondering. Here is a review of one of my most favorite textbooks, Ever! - http://bit.ly/YDIgo7:41 AM Jul 12th from web
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May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks that grow, And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. ~Irish Blessing10:29 PM Jul 9th from web
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Tranquillity map of #England. Green areas denote very tranquil areas, whereas red areas denote areas with much less. http://bit.ly/KmV2Y6:06 PM Jul 9th from web
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You are who you follow ~ Jason Brice, referring to Twitter, 09 July 2009 4:25pm4:31 PM Jul 9th from web
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RT @MarlaPena side of MJ very few knew: http://bit.ly/Eneaf 4:06 PM Jul 9th from web
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#ylsned, Gropecunt, as in Gropecunt Lane, it's earliest known use is in about the year 1230... http://bit.ly/WbVWd11:16 AM Jul 9th from web
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A breakfast version of the corn dog consists of a breakfast sausage deep-fried in a pancake batter.9:18 AM Jul 9th from web
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Just took some pictures of the Quail in the backyard. 3 adults and 15 chicks. I've been watching them grow up over the past couple of weeks.6:47 PM Jul 7th from web
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Bought my first Gold today. 2 one ounce ingots of 999.9% fine Gold. Gold, say it with me..... Gooooooooolllllld!4:28 PM Jul 7th from web
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Much of the world is desperately short of fresh water. Are future #water wars inevitable? http://bit.ly/11siKX #California4:55 PM Jul 6th from web
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I'm not going to do the #moonfruit thing bcuz I respect my followers and I think they've had enough from elsewhere. yes, I'm that thoughtful4:04 PM Jul 6th from web
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I must remember to use the word 'spasmodic' more often.10:37 PM Jul 5th from web
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#WTF #weirdnews #MichaelJackson to be buried without his brain! http://bit.ly/fMJzT and http://bit.ly/2GkGDQ #MJ 's #brain4:10 PM Jul 5th from web
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RT @urbaninsight Kudos to LA Department of Water & Power for using Twitter to provide updates on recent Park La Brea power outage. @LADWP.2:56 PM Jul 5th from web
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http://twitpic.com/9eg2v - This #Parakeet has been feeding in my backyard for the last couple of weeks.8:52 AM Jul 5th from TwitPic
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everyone else watched the fireworks, with their friends. i watched the twilight zone marathon, alone. ~poppinoldman http://bit.ly/108v8o10:12 PM Jul 4th from web
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Earworm of the day: Love is like oxygen, you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die, Love gets you high. thxs~Sweet~3:53 PM Jul 4th from web
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Dr. Peter Gleick: In short, under duress, Australians did what they (and we) should have done long ago. http://bit.ly/99nZQ #water11:27 AM Jul 4th from web
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The what's what with #Palin and lots of interesting comments http://bit.ly/zRT2d8:25 PM Jul 3rd from web
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word associations: #embezzlement, abstraction, fraud, larceny, misuse, thieving, filching, misappropriation, pilfering, skimming, #Palin7:17 PM Jul 3rd from web
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@scootcore about a mile and a 1/2 south of the old saint francis dam. There is a dam disaster plaque, that is power plant 2.2:51 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to scootcore
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@scootcore San Francisquito rd., right next to the Forest Service. 6 miles north of Copper Hill rd.2:45 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to scootcore
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@scifri love Robert Ballard's enthusiasm. Great Interview!2:36 PM Jul 3rd from web
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@warriortactics I do! Grats on 500!3:25 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to warriortactics
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happy bithday to the chicken salad5:03 PM Jun 29th from web
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@scootcore It has been over 100f the last couple of days here at power plant two7:16 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to scootcore
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I've seen 8 snakes in the last 6 days. today was a gopher snake near the garage. fri - weed whacked more at camp 2 filt house and got diesel3:10 PM May 9th from web
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weed whacked around camp 2 filter house and pp1 quanset hut. then worked with tractor at pond. I saw a ribbon snake and a tarantula hawk 2da4:26 PM May 7th from web
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@Schwarzenegger Good Job. Thank You.7:24 PM May 5th from web in reply to Schwarzenegger
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Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play? I can see... 10:12 PM Apr 16th from web
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Pie Hole. I wonder who coined that phrase. Okay open new tab. Google search...'Pie Hole' Oh goody, there is a wiki article on Pie Hole!4:20 PM Apr 14th from web
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reading from @time http://tinyurl.com/cdof3m3:40 PM Apr 14th from web
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It was going about 15 miles an hour and should be over SCV by now7:14 PM Apr 5th from web
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There is a balloon about the size of a beachball going south down San Francisquito cyn at about 1000 feet. It has a small cargo of something7:12 PM Apr 5th from web
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Boots are off and I am now wriggling my toes. ah yeah that feels so good.6:07 PM Apr 3rd from web
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@strawberrypunch ~luck5:59 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to strawberrypunch
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added some onion soup to the rice mixture and when the rice is done, I'm going to add some beans and then flip in a family guy cd and munch!5:57 PM Apr 3rd from web
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Last couple of days I've been improving a fire and weather damaged trail from power plant 2 to drinkwater resevoir. They pay me for this! <35:55 PM Apr 3rd from web
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1/4 inch per foot fall in 280 feet is 70 inches. That is almost six feet.7:38 PM Mar 31st from web
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Boss is an idiot4:14 PM Mar 31st from web
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Who saw me weed-whacking on San Francisquito rd. Friday morning?6:44 PM Mar 29th from web
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May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks that grow, And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. ~Irish Blessing7:50 PM Mar 17th from web
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Reading the book Esau. I read half the book yesterday. And today? None of it. But I may try and read a some soon before the sandman gets me.8:41 PM Mar 15th from web
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19 buzzards hovering out there. The day is winding down. Surfed alot of SCV history today. But other than that, pretty much.... a waste.6:17 PM Mar 15th from web
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I tried to flood out a gopher hole. The water kept going in forever, I don't know where it went. I finally gave up, getting dark, feet wet.6:50 PM Mar 9th from web
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History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men ~Donald Roeser8:50 PM Feb 23rd from web
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I'm back. Did I miss anything?9:35 PM Feb 10th from web
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Okay, this is the scene where I resist the temptation to get a second serving of spumoni.7:21 PM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web
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Push it real good! 2052: At happy acres retirement home, several nostalgic 80 year olds are reminiscing and dancing to a popular 1986 tune7:27 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from web
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I grew up watching Mister Rogers and Sesame Street. So yeah, I got that going for me.2:03 AM Nov 22nd, 2008 from web
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I don't do this often, but I got my hands on a sixer of sam adams winter lager. I may be intoxicated very soon.3:36 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
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funny how a couple hours of digging will completely zap all your enthusiasm.11:54 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
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I'm going to dig today to expose a couple of water lines @ pp2. I'm looking forward to it. It will be a change of pace.6:10 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
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the neighbor girl came over to borrow some hedge clippers to get a huge pomegranate. she tried hard but failed. i got it for her. shesohappy5:33 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from web
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timeline browse, a girl announces she is going to bed, then she adds..with josh. An there is a guy with too few coffee beans in the cupboard10:05 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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When I was a kid, my dad tried to encourage me to read a Mark Twain book. 30 years later.. I told him I was enjoying Tom Sawyer. He smiled.7:05 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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Just found a twenty in the dryer! The search is on now.12:10 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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i slept in till 7am this morning. Now, after some coffee and breakfast, I feel like I am ready for a nap. It's 11am. I am the lazy bum 2day10:58 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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Dusk. The hummingbirds are all here getting their last bit of nectar for the day. It is nice out right now warm and breezy.4:47 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
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good grief. minor crisis. wholesome. sweet tart. found missing. real phony. silent scream. taped live. old news. definite maybe.10:39 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Painting a ceiling tomorrow. Helping the plumber replace some pipes and install a bunch of new toilets Monday. Variety. It's the spice...9:22 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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I earned/achieved 20 million tokens at Pogo last night. http://www.pogo.com7:22 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Frank the plumber taught me how to solder copper water pipe today. Thanks Frank. You are a good teacher and that was fun.7:12 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Happiness is kicking of the boots and wriggling the toes.4:08 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Ya know how when you use a spatula to scratch your back and a piece of fried egg falls down the small of your back and goes down your pants?3:41 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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So happy that i live so close to work, that I can come home for lunch. No more commute, no more freeways, no more ratrace.11:48 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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@SociologistTina Thanks.8:30 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to SociologistTina
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pretty ugly. jumbo shrimp. alone together. clearly confused. almost exactly. original copies. tight slacks. plastic glasses. seriously funny8:06 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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If they offer you the beef cake or the chicken pot pie. Choose the ice cream.6:59 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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'It's already baked into the cake' I've been hearing that term used more and more recently. I like cake. Cake is happiness. Cake is love.6:51 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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I forgot the tortillas! :( How can I make tacos with tortillas? Dag nab it! I guess I'll settle for a crunch-less taco salad instead.4:16 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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Listening to an American radio broadcast from 1944. Interesting.4:10 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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I haven't watched a television in over a year. Except for the few times i've played a dvd movie. I just listen to music and surf the web.9:10 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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told the checkout gal that i was stalling on changing the garbage disposal. i've not done it before. she said you can practice on mine ha9:00 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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passed through the wine aisle today. then i thought to myself 'maybe i should take up drinking wine'. So i bought a bottle. white zin, good8:34 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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alarm woke me up, i think i will get up now and take a nap later. yeah, thats it5:05 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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well, I may put in a new garbage disposal tomorrow. I've never done it before. It is going to be an epic mess. looking forward to completion9:27 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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@serafaery I got tipsy and now I want cheese okay i've got the title, now i just need to write the song. =)8:55 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to serafaery
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@sterlinggirl bummer. for me it is too much ice tea this afternoon.8:51 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to sterlinggirl
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@MalloryMorris that's cool. I wonder what ever happened to my white album8:48 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to MalloryMorris
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those mice are up to no good out there. I just know it.8:41 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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@Mickipedia hahah, yes! indeed!6:02 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to Mickipedia
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@glagana I did. Thunder rattled the house a few times.5:33 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to glagana
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paid holiday! civil service FTW5:31 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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new buzzword for the day: 'waterless urinal'4:08 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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Ride of the Valkyries is playing...4:02 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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You are moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You 've just crossed over into the.... ~The Twitter Zone~11:56 AM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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Goody gumdrops...11:50 AM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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good morning world, it's monday morning coffee time. reading some internet stuff before i go sit on the throne and play some soduko.5:15 AM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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OOGA CHAKKA HOOGA HOOGA OOGA CHAKKA HOOGA HOOGA...9:06 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Twitter. This is better than real life!8:58 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Dancing in the moonlight...8:53 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Don't stop now. Go for 1000. It's Okay. Go for it!8:13 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky, You can see the stars and still not see the light 7:22 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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clicking 'everyone' for the umpteenth time7:15 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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@LeVarBurton haahha!7:13 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web in reply to FAKELeVarB
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She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up.7:01 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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I like soduko.6:59 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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@TinaFey Same Here!6:57 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web in reply to NotTinaFey
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Vanilla Hot Sauce!6:48 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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'countries i have been too' flags for background6:37 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Pogo: payday freecell6:27 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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I tye-dyed a t-shirt!5:59 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
RT @liberalchik lol why does glenn beck hate art and history? // Knowledge and culture are the enemy of Corporate America.about 3 hours ago from HootSuite
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RT @alyankovic Okay, everybody - favorite one-celled organism, amoeba or paramecium? / Paramecium, bcuz Celia and Flagella rocks my world Alabout 4 hours ago from web
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Beer is a wholesome liquor..it abounds with nourishment. : - Dr. Benjamin Rush // a doctor a day, i mean, wait, never mind, buzzed already.about 4 hours ago from HootSuite
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So the conversation turned to what was on the agenda for tomorrow, Larry: What, you wanna take it off? me: okay Bam! 4-day weekend.about 5 hours ago from web
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Larry, my boss this morning.. wanna stay safe and live 30-40 years past retirement Me I'm gonna die on the job, one last ,,|,, to Larry about 6 hours ago from HootSuite
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I had a huge oak stump slung to the loader bucket, all was fine till I turned on a slope, the loader teetered, then tottered back. closecallabout 6 hours ago from HootSuite
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I was curious, and then I found this: http://ow.ly/nQPJ while researching the +'s & -'s of mitigated vs. unmitigated balls.about 23 hours ago from HootSuite
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#Pet care #insurance, In case of #Rapture http://ow.ly/nyZx hat tip to @micknugent6:14 AM Sep 1st from HootSuite
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...(^)w/double onions. (%)What do you mean 'double onions'? You mean extra onions? (^)Yes please, extra onions. (%)Okay, double onions.9:27 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite
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and an impossibly thin line was drawn between being pampered and being asked to go die in the gutter, please. ~ Kunstler http://ow.ly/nvPv6:40 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite
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I got a Snip of @allFOXNews before it got shut down a minute ago: http://twitpic.com/g0sc63:49 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite
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http://twitpic.com/g0sc6 - RT @Twitter_Tips: @AllFOXNews was just hijacked // Snip of @AllFoxNews page3:43 PM Aug 31st from TwitPic
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@alzwell no harm no foul and alzwell that enzwell3:28 PM Aug 31st from HootSuite in reply to alzwell
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Awesome satellite pic of #station fire, plus L.A., Vegas, Grand Canyon, Lake Mead, Owens dry lake, etc. http://bit.ly/Lj60W10:05 PM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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http://twitpic.com/fxh0y - Sun setting behind the smoke at Mt. Wilson 30 Aug 2009 7:09pm7:15 PM Aug 30th from TwitPic
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There is a Hurricane coming up thru baja. It may get into Southern California by late in the week. That is very rare, but slightly possible.1:24 PM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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RT @alzwell http://twitpic.com/fuix6 - RT: @blujay_: http://twitpic.com/fuha6 // mine is plaster, reinforced w/mesh, over a paper plate :)7:58 AM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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@alzwell http://twitpic.com/fuix6 - That is Neato! Certainly unique, You can't find one like this at the store.7:54 AM Aug 30th from TwitPic
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In honor of Hubert Booth, who on this day in 1901 patented his vacuum cleaner, I hereby resolve to use my vacuum today.6:30 AM Aug 30th from HootSuite
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RT @WalkTalkTours There was a young man from Peru / Whose limericks stopped at line two . #Limerick (Anon).6:39 PM Aug 28th from web
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Dis networkn site which is twittr iskindofa social transmittr U sendout yor tweets bout yor favorit eats anhope dat yor frends dontget bittr6:27 PM Aug 28th from web
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I followd a gal,was a knittr,On the networking site that is twittr,she wrote all the time,about victimless crime,So then I decidd 2 quit her6:01 PM Aug 28th from web
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Recent article in the LA times about the canyon I live in. Mentions some history such as the Saint Francis Dam collapse. http://ow.ly/ndOP5:26 PM Aug 28th from HootSuite
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http://twitpic.com/fmluc - Before & After of one of the things I did this week, At the entrance to camp 2, San Francisquito cyn rd & Sta ...4:08 PM Aug 28th from TwitPic
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Here in San Francisquito canyon(SCV), A smoky overcast settled in about 11am and then it began raining ash. like a light snow, only 100˚3:44 PM Aug 28th from web
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@alzwell energy industry scare tactic, someone is getting a bonus for that idea.4:38 PM Aug 27th from HootSuite in reply to alzwell
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@CA_DMV I went to the Newhall DMV today and I was very impressed. Busy in there and yet I was in and out in 20 minutes. WTG to Newhall DMV3:53 PM Aug 27th from web
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my mom tried to get me to stop biting my nails by painting them with some kind of nail polish,the stuff was nasty, but I overcame it, i won!5:51 PM Aug 26th from HootSuite
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I need to make a sign to flash at my boss as we're passing on the road, Oink if your listening to Rush , as per a la @spacetrucker5:05 PM Aug 26th from web
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http://twitpic.com/fakpf - I looked up the Time Magazine cover for the week I lost my virginity. I laughed because It is kind of befitting.7:40 PM Aug 25th from TwitPic
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I had to google this: RT @TexDolly ok wise guys.....why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? I'm going out the door..hello Miller Lite!!6:04 PM Aug 25th from web
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@KFIAM640 t-rae, I like these alerts to what's coming up, when it's of interest it makes me want to tune in. win/win, good job5:08 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to KFIAM640
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I Love You Mom. I miss you so much.5:17 PM Aug 24th from HootSuite
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I heard a report that if swine flu gets bad, kids may have to do their schooling online. It occurred to me that, that may be the future 4all3:48 PM Aug 24th from web
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RT @WafflesMunch My teacher said two girls and two boys per group , and Myles asked, Mentally or biologically? . :) I love Myles. / #funny3:38 PM Aug 24th from web
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Excavating 1694 Oyster River Raid http://bit.ly/ZVQpO interesting comments to this article, struck a history nerve, /more http://ow.ly/l39g5:03 PM Aug 23rd from web
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It is fascinating what sanitation workers get out off the sewer systems. They spend time 'fishing' for valuables. exp: http://bit.ly/3WEXNG1:16 PM Aug 23rd from HootSuite
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I started basic training for the US Army at Ft. Dix, New Jersey on this day in 1983. ☮11:35 AM Aug 23rd from HootSuite
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An engaged couple wants to do one of those 'drive-thru weddings' in #LasVegas in a hearse and the hearse peeps need rec's http://ow.ly/l00x11:24 PM Aug 22nd from HootSuite
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I think the heat from my laptop has sterilized me, but, a fortune cookie once said: there is no relationship between virility and fertility.9:05 PM Aug 22nd from web
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I know that you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.1:27 PM Aug 22nd from HootSuite
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Thank You @alzwell , !hcnm yrev noy kuahT9:57 AM Aug 22nd from web
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I'm lazily sitting here all comfy and it's sprinkling outside. Their are tools in the back of the truck. Rest or Rust? That is the question.9:53 AM Aug 22nd from web
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Rain is rare, now we have a couple clouds in the sky and the news is like: Track the Storm w/ SUPER HUGE LIVE MEGA DOPPLER 7000 HD EXTREME!9:06 AM Aug 22nd from web
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RT @clarissapepsi @blujay_ haha, i got added for using the word boink , brilliant =P //8:54 AM Aug 22nd from web
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In elementary school, I used to trade my sandwiches for caramel candy, this one kid loved my mom's peanut butter and jelly.7:24 PM Aug 21st from HootSuite
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an entrenched political patronage system in L.A. and California? The sleaze is boundless. #losangeles http://ow.ly/kV9q7:18 PM Aug 21st from HootSuite
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next word: boink RT@clarissapepsi i want to boink Ben Boykewich.i have a weakness for ginky jews. //okay, thats all for now, imakeepgoingtho5:37 PM Aug 21st from web
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nxt striated, RT @susangreenbooks In other news, I have an AMAZING wasps nest in my possession, all striated, colourful and perfectly formed5:32 PM Aug 21st from web
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@amskiwankanobe Yes, I can imagine, that's funny, I think I will look for a cheeky banana tomorrow.5:24 PM Aug 21st from web in reply to amskiwankanobe
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RT @DrJudyStone Speechless: Dilbert Creator’s Struggle to Regain His Voice-#spasmodic dysphonia http://snipurl.com/qolfr5:17 PM Aug 21st from web
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next word: wriggles... RT @bexter88 getting a few little kicks and wriggles today - v. nice :) next word: spasmodic5:13 PM Aug 21st from web
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RT @amskiwankanobe Oh em gee banana, fuck off and stop invading my nostrils, I ate you like 2 hours ago you cheeky scallywag!5:02 PM Aug 21st from web
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Ah, kicking back and wriggling my toes. I am going to do a search of odd words and add a person who has used it recently,firstword:scallywag4:58 PM Aug 21st from web
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My first crush was Darla Hood of 'The Little Rascals' she was from 1935 and I was from 1975, just completely opposite sides of the track.8:34 PM Aug 20th from web
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Twitter the new frontier, These are the tweets of a reclusive hobo, his five year mission, To boldly go where no tweeter has gone before.8:27 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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So join us here each week my freinds, you're sure to get a smile, from seven stranded castways, here too Twitter in Style8:20 PM Aug 20th from web
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A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twitter Zone!8:08 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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I used the word 'tutelage' in a sentence today, and that has happened what, 5 times in my life? So today was noteworthy in that respect.8:00 PM Aug 20th from web
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Enjoying the view while relaxing on the front porch prompted me to lookup:30 Satisfying Simple Pleasures Life Has to Offer http://ow.ly/kNol7:30 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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Who do I have to blow?! Even Hurricane Bill has more followers than I do. http://ow.ly/kMYG5:50 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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Who remembers Dr. George Fishbeck? a charismatic soul who left an impression on me. http://ow.ly/kMFb4:44 PM Aug 20th from HootSuite
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TwitBlock gave @blujay_ a spamminess rating of 0 (http://twitblock.org/~blujay_)5:18 AM Aug 20th from web
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Here's one from 'The Surrealist Compliment Generator': Your eyes are like spheres of glue filled with shimmering worms. http://ow.ly/kvOZ5:30 PM Aug 18th from HootSuite
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The Solar System - Planetary Scale w/Sun, 1 pixel = ~1,000 km http://ow.ly/kvND5:22 PM Aug 18th from HootSuite
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@hello_bori Hi, yeah, i was kind of half joking about that while i was sharing that experience. Nice to meet you too.3:56 PM Aug 18th from web in reply to hello_bori
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Except for one woodpecker, the birds have gone to their roosting places and I see bats, silhouetted against the evening sky.7:55 PM Aug 17th from web
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What blows my mind is that this apparently solid little rock, is almost completely empty space and it's electrons are in constant motion.7:02 PM Aug 17th from web
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RT @Grim_Future A survivalist blogger that has been warning of doom for years, throws in the towel http://ow.ly/knns //frustration5:13 PM Aug 17th from web
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@inquarters14 hmm. I didn't know that about the autopsies, interesting.3:51 PM Aug 17th from HootSuite in reply to inquarters14
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@alzwell wow, what a find by you f-i-a. Can you imagine? When I find an arrowhead or pottery shard, my imagination swims.=blujay_ no e.12:42 PM Aug 16th from web in reply to alzwell
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@alzwell http://twitpic.com/e56ya - Wow. Nice Discoidal Stone. This was likely a very highly prized possession for more than one family ...11:54 AM Aug 16th from TwitPic
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Another cultural difference was that they used a knife and fork while eating a slice of pizza. I must've looked rude to them using my hands.9:00 AM Aug 16th from HootSuite
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In South Korea, one of the peculiar cultural differences I noticed was that they turn off their headlights when stopped at a red light.8:57 AM Aug 16th from HootSuite
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@Triviathon ...good question, i could only guess maybe zero, certainly no more than five8:33 AM Aug 16th from HootSuite in reply to Triviathon
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All the other sonic and electromagnetic realities are there, moving about us, but we are deaf and blind to them and they're meaningless 2 us3:49 PM Aug 15th from web
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The little ones leaped, and shouted, and laugh'd and all the hills echoed. ~William Blake / I often love the joy-sound of children at play3:24 PM Aug 15th from web
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All we see is electro-magnetic radiation. Photons of certain wavelentghs. The colors are not there, they are in your mind, it blows me away.2:43 PM Aug 15th from web
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing10:39 AM Aug 15th from HootSuite
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coffee,twitter,food,beer,twitter,food,sleep,coffee,twitter,food,beer,twitter,food,sleep,coffee,twitter,food,beer,twitter,food #cycleoflife3:38 PM Aug 12th from web
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Dust Bunnies 1,152 / Spiders 0 . sigh, but I have a surpise for that spider should it come a calling tonight. Extreme Blood Alcohol Content6:40 PM Aug 11th from web
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The hunt is on for the spider who bit me last night. I'm going to the heavy artillery now, the vacuum. War is Hell.5:36 PM Aug 11th from HootSuite
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Pillow cases are a good idea and also i'd like to say jingle/jangle and dingle/dangle. okay, good. I just had to get that out there.5:34 PM Aug 11th from HootSuite
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RT: @markosm: Red Lobster, State Farm, Travelocity & Walmart are still advertising on Glenn Beck. I wrote them and canceled accounts.4:01 PM Aug 11th from HootSuite
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Memorize this and then go have a heart to heart with your boss: I'm sorry but your too full of yourself to understand what's going on6:52 AM Aug 11th from web
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It reminds me, I don't know if it's true but, On average, a person eats two spiders a year, by accident in their sleep. You believe that?6:39 AM Aug 11th from web
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I got two spider bites above my right ankle last night. I'm gonna hunt for that so and so after work.6:38 AM Aug 11th from web
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RT @khtsam1220: Hundreds Dress As Zombies, Roam Valencia Town Center...Seriously - http://tinyurl.com/kltgv89:20 PM Aug 10th from HootSuite
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@spacetrucker Thanks! It has. The day is fading fast, leaving only memories that will likely hardly ever, if ever, be recalled.6:54 PM Aug 10th from web in reply to spacetrucker
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Thank you for hot showers, cold beer and canned food. ~ a bachelor's prayer to the forefathers.6:44 PM Aug 10th from web
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It's like the Grand Canyon. You can be awed by amazing pictures of it but, You really don't get it until you see it in person w/your owneyes6:20 PM Aug 10th from web
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I spent a year over-seas in the 1980's. It occurred to me then that one needs to experience another culture before one can realize his own.6:15 PM Aug 10th from HootSuite
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RT @dailygalaxy Unlocking Your Inner Fish: Human DNA Traced Back to Marine Origins http://su.pr/8WTnu3 {I knew it, we R: Fish out of water!}4:15 PM Aug 10th from web
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RT @spacetrucker Oink if u r listening 2 Rush {I am having a difficult monday, but this made me laugh. Right on, spacetrucker!}1:04 PM Aug 10th from web
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I like 'hearing voices' on NPR9:29 PM Aug 9th from web
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This is a photo stitch of the view from my front porch http://twitpic.com/daxcb12:12 PM Aug 9th from HootSuite
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My front porch http://twitpic.com/daeab Larry (a lizard) lives in that couch and lounges on the sunny part, off and on, throughout the day.10:26 AM Aug 9th from web
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While spasmodically fondling the creamy, cheese filled bricthes, he suckled the wholesome goosepimple ointment and giggled. ~Anal Nipples10:16 AM Aug 9th from HootSuite
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Do people really hate the word moist? Evidently. The moist panties phenomenon: http://ow.ly/jtQy and let me just add, 'moist muffins'8:56 AM Aug 9th from HootSuite
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Philosopher Squirrel pausing to contemplate the next move. http://twitpic.com/d99g411:54 PM Aug 8th from web
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Favorite 'Oldies' Radio Programs: Dragnet, Yours truly Johnny Dollar; Gunsmoke, Have gun will travel, Jack Benny Show, Lux Radio Theater8:39 PM Aug 8th from web
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I haven't watched a television broadcast in almost two years. I don't miss it all that much an there are so many other ways to waste my time8:23 PM Aug 8th from HootSuite
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Beware Twitter Trending Topics. If you end up on there, it means your either on TV, or your dead.8:15 PM Aug 8th from web
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You know the 'five dollar shake'? I wonder what is the difference between Martin and Lewis and Amos and Andy?5:06 PM Aug 8th from web
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http://bit.ly/18cjKd10:45 AM Aug 8th from web
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What if 6 billion people wanted to take a shower? #whatif9:47 PM Aug 5th from web
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Wanna know what LMGTFY stands for? Here: http://tinyurl.com/6znzyp9:03 PM Aug 5th from web
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@pzmyers http://twitpic.com/cwyj7 - Is that a hustler magazine I see wedged in there? =)4:49 PM Aug 5th from TwitPic
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Ahhh. Dont you just love the smell of a hot, steamy, fresh pile of Archaeology? New Pterosaur revelations: http://tr.im/vw2S9:07 PM Aug 4th from HootSuite
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I just made up a new word, it's Orgasmodic (kinda like Orgasmic i guess) I did a google search and there were 49 hits. That's my word!8:43 PM Aug 4th from web
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Will Krakatoa rock the world again? http://tr.im/v6t6 Spectacular pictures!5:27 PM Aug 1st from web
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I've noticed that the yellow-jacket population this year is quite alot lower than last year and the elm tree is dropping leaves kinda early.3:14 PM Aug 1st from web
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President Obama maybe the Antichrist. Jesus tried to warn us, but no one would listen. It's on youtube, the jig is up.. http://tr.im/v0Am7:45 PM Jul 31st from web
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The chickens come home to roost. There are unintended circumstances for circumstances that I am unintendedly unaware of.7:09 PM Jul 31st from HootSuite
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'Yes, all science is either politically motivated or it's all about getting funds. Curiosity has nothing to do with it.' Effing Morons #rant2:46 PM Jul 31st from web
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Comment I and others made to LA times last year about the 'mysterious SoCal fireball' http://tr.im/uXPI12:38 PM Jul 31st from web
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Today is a floating holiday, I have decreed it. So everyone can relax, go back to bed, do whatever you want. As for me, I'm getting ahaircut5:41 AM Jul 31st from web
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✔ 【ツ】 ♬ ® ↕ © ® € ♥ ✈ ☺ ♬ ☑♠ ☎ ☻ ♫ ☒♤ ☤ ☹ ♪ ♀✩ ✉ ☠ ✔ ♂★ ✇ ♺ ✖ ♨❦ ☁ ✌ ♛ ❁☪ ☂ ✏ ♝ ❀☭ ☃ ☛ ♞ ✿☮ ☼ ☚ ♘ ✾☯ ☾ ☝ ♖ ✽✝ ☄ ☟ ♟ ✺☥ ✂ ✍ ♕ ✵ 回 √9:15 PM Jul 30th from HootSuite
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Before sentient creatures, there were no colors, no sounds, no odors. There were no experiences because there were no experiencers.8:22 PM Jul 29th from web
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Occam's Razor: Don't create more hypotheses than are really necessary. The simplest explanation that fits the facts is probably the best.7:37 PM Jul 29th from web
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Abel's Razor: Razors should not be thrown away as long as they give a fairly decent shave, or until you have a better one.7:36 PM Jul 29th from web
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RT @billspaniel Saw the Space Station chase the Shuttle Orbiter over Santa Clarita last night. Magnificent!7:19 PM Jul 29th from web
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@cassagraham but the redheaded you may also have felt that the grass is greener on the otherside. Therefore, go for the green!7:09 PM Jul 29th from web in reply to cassagraham
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Someday is too far away(MasterCharge commercial); Someday may be too late(Kodak commercial); The future is'nt what it used to be(A.C.Clarke)7:00 PM Jul 29th from web
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Paleolithic CSI: 50,000 y.o. cold case http://tr.im/uG4E5:58 PM Jul 29th from web
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To the Lizard living on the front porch: Don't be giving me no attitude, I am in no mood.5:08 PM Jul 29th from web
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Lol RT @kvn1234 Bedknobs & Broomsticks: Exploring Your Sexuality #failedchildrensbooktitles3:15 PM Jul 29th from web
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. - Lewis Grizzard8:01 PM Jul 28th from web
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The color of the object is all in your head. reflected wavelengths of light, transduced and delivered electrochemically to your brain.7:03 PM Jul 28th from web
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Richard Louv, author of: 'Last Child in the Woods: Saving Our Children from Nature-Deficit Disorder' is on Twitter. @RichLouv6:37 PM Jul 27th from web
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RT @Grim_Future Nature deficit:Children are spending less time outdoors, resulting in a wide range of behavioral problems. http://tr.im/uj506:23 PM Jul 27th from web
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RT @kejames ..Yew...where the Magna Carta was signed, [Newton's] apple tree...are still standing today http://bit.ly/13dgBm [Tree Love]4:10 PM Jul 27th from web
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U.S. Army Basic Training Picture. I am the guy wearing the camouflage hat and holding an M16. http://twitpic.com/brunt6:34 PM Jul 26th from web
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Here is that same family of Quail in a picture from last week. http://twitpic.com/brstg6:20 PM Jul 26th from web
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I opened my front door and startled the family of quail that come for water at the leaky sprinkler. Those little chicks can fly already6:04 PM Jul 26th from web
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Yay! I received one of my Philosophy books by James Christian. I only wish it was a hardcover. Oh well, it will probably school me on wishes5:12 PM Jul 26th from web
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Need an excuse to sneak in a nap this afternoon? Here are enough to last you weeks: 19 reasons to take a nap http://tr.im/u6Z212:18 PM Jul 26th from web
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Hey Harley-rider, why you wearing earplugs? I'll tell you why: It's because your motorcycle is to effing loud! #rant10:09 AM Jul 26th from web
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Alaska: Huge blob of Arctic goo: It's not oil and no one in the area can recall seeing anything like it before. http://tr.im/u5u47:13 AM Jul 26th from web
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RT @AmyHale Appalled at: The secret evidence of global warming Bush tried to hide: satellite photos now declassified http://bit.ly/17mngc6:26 AM Jul 26th from web
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I remember reading somewhere that the ants, if you weigh all the ants in the world, they out-weigh the weight of all the humans in the world10:34 PM Jul 25th from web
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RT @Grim_Future Because we are lied to all the time, ...even the most direct lies are losing their power to shock us. http://tr.im/u3qG9:43 PM Jul 25th from web
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If God has any humor at all, the background music while standing in line at the Pearly Gates will be 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees11:22 AM Jul 25th from web
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Which Is Worse? Germs in our Food or the Antibiotics that Kill Them? http://tr.im/u0q210:50 AM Jul 25th from web
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To the guy that I accidentally shot a BB at his cheek when I was 11 years old: I'm Sorry10:06 AM Jul 25th from web
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Okay, here is my last will and testament. I, Jason Alen Brice, being of sound mind and body (for the time being), bequeath all of my stuff t9:44 AM Jul 25th from web
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The $180 billion to bail out AIG would've been more than enough to close the 2010 budget gap in every state in the union. http://tr.im/tWFd8:16 PM Jul 24th from web
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When will the recovery begin? Never. We can't just bounce back from the recession; the old way of doing business is dead http://tr.im/tWy27:56 PM Jul 24th from web
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#YLSNED: Friday is the day of the week falling between Thursday and Saturday. There are 491,000,000 Google results for friday.6:36 PM Jul 24th from web
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we’re just cleaning up artifacts in the system. http://ow.ly/i3Hb Artifacts in the system, I like that. I must go and ponder this awhile8:23 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Something is going on with twitter right now, people are losing followers, it is funny to read their reaction, search followers, news @ 117:43 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Wow! I just lost 27 followers in the blink of a refresh. All those porn girls must've found some other fellow. Twitter is at the bottom ofit7:33 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Today. while digging to expose a leaking water pipe, I got a visit by this http://twitpic.com/bduzx Tarantula Hawk. I yielded ground to her.4:48 PM Jul 23rd from web
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Imported insects fight invasive bugs and plants but they're upsetting the balance of nature and threatening native species http://tr.im/tFDE5:49 AM Jul 23rd from web
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The wing bone of a griffon vulture with five precisely drilled holes in it is the oldest known musical instrument. http://tr.im/tCU010:01 PM Jul 22nd from web
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da purpos is 2 comunic8 w/ as few charactrs as posibl u may thk that I cannot spel but I am getin mor out ther w/ dis kind of twitr shorthnd8:40 PM Jul 22nd from web
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Goodbye my Love, maybe for forever ~Alan Parsons Project I closed my eyes and she slipped away ~Boston8:08 PM Jul 22nd from web
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You People and your 3/32! The Metric System is the easier and better way, Get with the program - Think Metric - http://tr.im/tBUS7:12 PM Jul 22nd from web
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Yeah, Yeah. I see you flappin' your lips, trying to tell me where your at but, all I have to do is look at the ground and see your shadow.6:58 PM Jul 22nd from web
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No more chalupas for Taco Bell spokesdog: Gidget the Chihuahua. She died Tuesday night of a stroke at the age of 15. http://tr.im/tAgw3:16 PM Jul 22nd from web
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@OpenTeamworks I have yet to form an opinion9:14 PM Jul 21st from web in reply to OpenTeamworks
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Jimmy Carter makes decision to sever ties with the Southern Baptist Convention, after six decades, for womans rights http://tr.im/trgC bravo7:55 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @_Bird .....Barackispresidentsosuckit! [ Dot Com ] #Barackispresidentsosuckit7:40 PM Jul 21st from web
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The presence of nipples in male mammals is a genetic architectural by-product of nipples in females. http://tr.im/tr4T <-- just a wiki link7:26 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @acarvin Shuttle crew says we should start seeing the results of their Hubble repairs in September. #nasatweetup4:13 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @acarvin Shuttle commander says you can see shooting stars in orbit, except they're below you, not above you. #nasatweetup4:11 PM Jul 21st from web
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RT @CalFireNews Gov. Schwarzenegger and legislative leaders have agreed on a plan - Last one out turn off the lights [ #LOL #California ]7:59 PM Jul 20th from web
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live web-cam of Bishop foothills and mountains, There is a fire burning up there. http://www.bishopweather.com/12:01 PM Jul 19th from web
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RT @ddefrehn Why is it whenever something great happens, something shitty immediately occurs to offset it? [ true, but It goes both ways]8:58 PM Jul 18th from web
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7:46PM TC AT POWER PLANT 1 7:42PM LACOFD ALSO PROVIDED A 1020 OF 35100 SAN FRANCISQUITO CYN RD 7:42PM VEH ROLLOVER - 1 PTY EJECTED8:07 PM Jul 18th from web
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Something is going on this evening in San Francisquito cyn Couple of fire trucks and several CHP up here, a bad accident up there is likely8:02 PM Jul 18th from web
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http://twitpic.com/aubm3 - 18 july 2009 6:45pm Trending Topics: ATT is a big / steaming heap of....6:51 PM Jul 18th from TwitPic
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Outside It's 108f in the shade, the birds, with their beaks hanging open, are standing in line at the leaky sprinkler, waiting their turn.2:48 PM Jul 18th from web
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RT @LAist LAistory: Busch Gardens in Van Nuys: Parking stub, park pamphlets, etc. from the early era http://bit.ly/oWMH4 [I remember birds]10:40 AM Jul 18th from web
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Buy a new truck, get an AK-47 Assault Rifle ... FREE!! http://bit.ly/h2F0A God Bless America! God Bless Every Damned One Of Us8:31 PM Jul 17th from web
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♪♬every Tweet you make, they'll be watching you...♫♪ http://ow.ly/hvB68:07 PM Jul 17th from web
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RT @JulianJayne ....I don't care. Walter Cronkite WAS the evening news and I had more respect for him than all the others combined. RIP 6:10 PM Jul 17th from web
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I'm craving hot buttered toast with sugar. It took a while to find the toaster..8:55 PM Jul 16th from web
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I live in an area that requires a satellite hookup to get TV. Im not hooked up so I dont watch it but, I get an idea what is on from the #TT8:45 PM Jul 16th from web
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Bought my first Silver today. 3 ten ounce bars of 999.9% fine Silver. Say it with me.... Hi-Ho Silllllllllverrrrrrrrr.11:29 AM Jul 15th from web
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Mini-Van over the side of San Francisquito cyn. rd. 60 foot drop, 200 yards south of old Saint Francis Dam. Fire and ambulance there now.9:46 AM Jul 15th from web
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I know it's only Tuesday, but I'm going to go ahead and take a shower anyway. I need it. I'll just skip Saturdays, to make up for it.6:57 PM Jul 14th from web
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Try this new twitter game, it's fun and you learn about twitter folks: Social Networks Online Defense Squad http://snods.com/?refID=172...5:55 AM Jul 13th from web
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#ihavetoadmit that I am exceptionally talented. I mean I could win the gold medals in couch potato endurance and freestyle laziness.11:58 AM Jul 12th from web
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House-cleaning or take a nap? decisions, decisions. It's a tuff one.10:43 AM Jul 12th from web
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Philosophy: An Introduction to the Art of Wondering. Here is a review of one of my most favorite textbooks, Ever! - http://bit.ly/YDIgo7:41 AM Jul 12th from web
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May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks that grow, And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. ~Irish Blessing10:29 PM Jul 9th from web
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Tranquillity map of #England. Green areas denote very tranquil areas, whereas red areas denote areas with much less. http://bit.ly/KmV2Y6:06 PM Jul 9th from web
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You are who you follow ~ Jason Brice, referring to Twitter, 09 July 2009 4:25pm4:31 PM Jul 9th from web
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RT @MarlaPena side of MJ very few knew: http://bit.ly/Eneaf 4:06 PM Jul 9th from web
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#ylsned, Gropecunt, as in Gropecunt Lane, it's earliest known use is in about the year 1230... http://bit.ly/WbVWd11:16 AM Jul 9th from web
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A breakfast version of the corn dog consists of a breakfast sausage deep-fried in a pancake batter.9:18 AM Jul 9th from web
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Just took some pictures of the Quail in the backyard. 3 adults and 15 chicks. I've been watching them grow up over the past couple of weeks.6:47 PM Jul 7th from web
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Bought my first Gold today. 2 one ounce ingots of 999.9% fine Gold. Gold, say it with me..... Gooooooooolllllld!4:28 PM Jul 7th from web
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Much of the world is desperately short of fresh water. Are future #water wars inevitable? http://bit.ly/11siKX #California4:55 PM Jul 6th from web
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I'm not going to do the #moonfruit thing bcuz I respect my followers and I think they've had enough from elsewhere. yes, I'm that thoughtful4:04 PM Jul 6th from web
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I must remember to use the word 'spasmodic' more often.10:37 PM Jul 5th from web
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#WTF #weirdnews #MichaelJackson to be buried without his brain! http://bit.ly/fMJzT and http://bit.ly/2GkGDQ #MJ 's #brain4:10 PM Jul 5th from web
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RT @urbaninsight Kudos to LA Department of Water & Power for using Twitter to provide updates on recent Park La Brea power outage. @LADWP.2:56 PM Jul 5th from web
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http://twitpic.com/9eg2v - This #Parakeet has been feeding in my backyard for the last couple of weeks.8:52 AM Jul 5th from TwitPic
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everyone else watched the fireworks, with their friends. i watched the twilight zone marathon, alone. ~poppinoldman http://bit.ly/108v8o10:12 PM Jul 4th from web
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Earworm of the day: Love is like oxygen, you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die, Love gets you high. thxs~Sweet~3:53 PM Jul 4th from web
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Dr. Peter Gleick: In short, under duress, Australians did what they (and we) should have done long ago. http://bit.ly/99nZQ #water11:27 AM Jul 4th from web
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The what's what with #Palin and lots of interesting comments http://bit.ly/zRT2d8:25 PM Jul 3rd from web
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word associations: #embezzlement, abstraction, fraud, larceny, misuse, thieving, filching, misappropriation, pilfering, skimming, #Palin7:17 PM Jul 3rd from web
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@scootcore about a mile and a 1/2 south of the old saint francis dam. There is a dam disaster plaque, that is power plant 2.2:51 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to scootcore
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@scootcore San Francisquito rd., right next to the Forest Service. 6 miles north of Copper Hill rd.2:45 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to scootcore
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@scifri love Robert Ballard's enthusiasm. Great Interview!2:36 PM Jul 3rd from web
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@warriortactics I do! Grats on 500!3:25 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to warriortactics
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happy bithday to the chicken salad5:03 PM Jun 29th from web
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@scootcore It has been over 100f the last couple of days here at power plant two7:16 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to scootcore
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I've seen 8 snakes in the last 6 days. today was a gopher snake near the garage. fri - weed whacked more at camp 2 filt house and got diesel3:10 PM May 9th from web
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weed whacked around camp 2 filter house and pp1 quanset hut. then worked with tractor at pond. I saw a ribbon snake and a tarantula hawk 2da4:26 PM May 7th from web
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@Schwarzenegger Good Job. Thank You.7:24 PM May 5th from web in reply to Schwarzenegger
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Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play? I can see... 10:12 PM Apr 16th from web
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Pie Hole. I wonder who coined that phrase. Okay open new tab. Google search...'Pie Hole' Oh goody, there is a wiki article on Pie Hole!4:20 PM Apr 14th from web
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reading from @time http://tinyurl.com/cdof3m3:40 PM Apr 14th from web
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It was going about 15 miles an hour and should be over SCV by now7:14 PM Apr 5th from web
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There is a balloon about the size of a beachball going south down San Francisquito cyn at about 1000 feet. It has a small cargo of something7:12 PM Apr 5th from web
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Boots are off and I am now wriggling my toes. ah yeah that feels so good.6:07 PM Apr 3rd from web
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@strawberrypunch ~luck5:59 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to strawberrypunch
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added some onion soup to the rice mixture and when the rice is done, I'm going to add some beans and then flip in a family guy cd and munch!5:57 PM Apr 3rd from web
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Last couple of days I've been improving a fire and weather damaged trail from power plant 2 to drinkwater resevoir. They pay me for this! <35:55 PM Apr 3rd from web
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1/4 inch per foot fall in 280 feet is 70 inches. That is almost six feet.7:38 PM Mar 31st from web
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Boss is an idiot4:14 PM Mar 31st from web
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Who saw me weed-whacking on San Francisquito rd. Friday morning?6:44 PM Mar 29th from web
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May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks that grow, And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. ~Irish Blessing7:50 PM Mar 17th from web
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Reading the book Esau. I read half the book yesterday. And today? None of it. But I may try and read a some soon before the sandman gets me.8:41 PM Mar 15th from web
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19 buzzards hovering out there. The day is winding down. Surfed alot of SCV history today. But other than that, pretty much.... a waste.6:17 PM Mar 15th from web
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I tried to flood out a gopher hole. The water kept going in forever, I don't know where it went. I finally gave up, getting dark, feet wet.6:50 PM Mar 9th from web
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History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men ~Donald Roeser8:50 PM Feb 23rd from web
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I'm back. Did I miss anything?9:35 PM Feb 10th from web
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Okay, this is the scene where I resist the temptation to get a second serving of spumoni.7:21 PM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web
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Push it real good! 2052: At happy acres retirement home, several nostalgic 80 year olds are reminiscing and dancing to a popular 1986 tune7:27 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from web
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I grew up watching Mister Rogers and Sesame Street. So yeah, I got that going for me.2:03 AM Nov 22nd, 2008 from web
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I don't do this often, but I got my hands on a sixer of sam adams winter lager. I may be intoxicated very soon.3:36 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
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funny how a couple hours of digging will completely zap all your enthusiasm.11:54 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
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I'm going to dig today to expose a couple of water lines @ pp2. I'm looking forward to it. It will be a change of pace.6:10 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
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the neighbor girl came over to borrow some hedge clippers to get a huge pomegranate. she tried hard but failed. i got it for her. shesohappy5:33 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from web
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timeline browse, a girl announces she is going to bed, then she adds..with josh. An there is a guy with too few coffee beans in the cupboard10:05 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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When I was a kid, my dad tried to encourage me to read a Mark Twain book. 30 years later.. I told him I was enjoying Tom Sawyer. He smiled.7:05 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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Just found a twenty in the dryer! The search is on now.12:10 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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i slept in till 7am this morning. Now, after some coffee and breakfast, I feel like I am ready for a nap. It's 11am. I am the lazy bum 2day10:58 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
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Dusk. The hummingbirds are all here getting their last bit of nectar for the day. It is nice out right now warm and breezy.4:47 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
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good grief. minor crisis. wholesome. sweet tart. found missing. real phony. silent scream. taped live. old news. definite maybe.10:39 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Painting a ceiling tomorrow. Helping the plumber replace some pipes and install a bunch of new toilets Monday. Variety. It's the spice...9:22 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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I earned/achieved 20 million tokens at Pogo last night. http://www.pogo.com7:22 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Frank the plumber taught me how to solder copper water pipe today. Thanks Frank. You are a good teacher and that was fun.7:12 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Happiness is kicking of the boots and wriggling the toes.4:08 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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Ya know how when you use a spatula to scratch your back and a piece of fried egg falls down the small of your back and goes down your pants?3:41 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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So happy that i live so close to work, that I can come home for lunch. No more commute, no more freeways, no more ratrace.11:48 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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@SociologistTina Thanks.8:30 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to SociologistTina
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pretty ugly. jumbo shrimp. alone together. clearly confused. almost exactly. original copies. tight slacks. plastic glasses. seriously funny8:06 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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If they offer you the beef cake or the chicken pot pie. Choose the ice cream.6:59 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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'It's already baked into the cake' I've been hearing that term used more and more recently. I like cake. Cake is happiness. Cake is love.6:51 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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I forgot the tortillas! :( How can I make tacos with tortillas? Dag nab it! I guess I'll settle for a crunch-less taco salad instead.4:16 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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Listening to an American radio broadcast from 1944. Interesting.4:10 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
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I haven't watched a television in over a year. Except for the few times i've played a dvd movie. I just listen to music and surf the web.9:10 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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told the checkout gal that i was stalling on changing the garbage disposal. i've not done it before. she said you can practice on mine ha9:00 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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passed through the wine aisle today. then i thought to myself 'maybe i should take up drinking wine'. So i bought a bottle. white zin, good8:34 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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alarm woke me up, i think i will get up now and take a nap later. yeah, thats it5:05 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
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well, I may put in a new garbage disposal tomorrow. I've never done it before. It is going to be an epic mess. looking forward to completion9:27 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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@serafaery I got tipsy and now I want cheese okay i've got the title, now i just need to write the song. =)8:55 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to serafaery
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@sterlinggirl bummer. for me it is too much ice tea this afternoon.8:51 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to sterlinggirl
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@MalloryMorris that's cool. I wonder what ever happened to my white album8:48 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to MalloryMorris
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those mice are up to no good out there. I just know it.8:41 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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@Mickipedia hahah, yes! indeed!6:02 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to Mickipedia
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@glagana I did. Thunder rattled the house a few times.5:33 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web in reply to glagana
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paid holiday! civil service FTW5:31 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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new buzzword for the day: 'waterless urinal'4:08 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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Ride of the Valkyries is playing...4:02 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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You are moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You 've just crossed over into the.... ~The Twitter Zone~11:56 AM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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Goody gumdrops...11:50 AM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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good morning world, it's monday morning coffee time. reading some internet stuff before i go sit on the throne and play some soduko.5:15 AM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
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OOGA CHAKKA HOOGA HOOGA OOGA CHAKKA HOOGA HOOGA...9:06 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Twitter. This is better than real life!8:58 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Dancing in the moonlight...8:53 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Don't stop now. Go for 1000. It's Okay. Go for it!8:13 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky, You can see the stars and still not see the light 7:22 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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clicking 'everyone' for the umpteenth time7:15 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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@LeVarBurton haahha!7:13 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web in reply to FAKELeVarB
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She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up.7:01 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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I like soduko.6:59 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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@TinaFey Same Here!6:57 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web in reply to NotTinaFey
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Vanilla Hot Sauce!6:48 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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'countries i have been too' flags for background6:37 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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Pogo: payday freecell6:27 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
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I tye-dyed a t-shirt!5:59 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web