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shortdawg112 almost got his little butt kicked Saturday night.
After a few too many drinks at the skellar (provided by dtmnuclear), Jon, Chris, and I headed back to my apartment. As always, we headed for the prime spot of mischief in my apartment, the balcony. If you don't already know, I live 6 floors up overlooking East College Ave. Anyway, I of course pointed out our pot of flowers, there for both decorative and practical purposes. On the decorative side, it just fits in with, as Jon puts it, the gayest apartment he has ever seen. On the practical side, it holds water that our air conditioner leaks. About 5 gallons worth when it’s on all day, just as it was at this particular one. Soon, Jon has the great idea of pouring this huuuge amount of water right off the balcony and in doing so, soaked 3 grown beefy men a few flights down. A knock on the door a few minutes later was all Jon and Chris needed to hide. So, I, the courageous girl that I am, answered the door. Three grown men are very scary when they are soaked. I don’t even remember how I talked them out of doing something irrational. But, there you go. I am Jon’s bitch, if you didn’t already know.
After a few too many drinks at the skellar (provided by dtmnuclear), Jon, Chris, and I headed back to my apartment. As always, we headed for the prime spot of mischief in my apartment, the balcony. If you don't already know, I live 6 floors up overlooking East College Ave. Anyway, I of course pointed out our pot of flowers, there for both decorative and practical purposes. On the decorative side, it just fits in with, as Jon puts it, the gayest apartment he has ever seen. On the practical side, it holds water that our air conditioner leaks. About 5 gallons worth when it’s on all day, just as it was at this particular one. Soon, Jon has the great idea of pouring this huuuge amount of water right off the balcony and in doing so, soaked 3 grown beefy men a few flights down. A knock on the door a few minutes later was all Jon and Chris needed to hide. So, I, the courageous girl that I am, answered the door. Three grown men are very scary when they are soaked. I don’t even remember how I talked them out of doing something irrational. But, there you go. I am Jon’s bitch, if you didn’t already know.