Quotes compiled from the night of Steve's 80s party
1. On the topic of the couple making out (where the guy was like picking at her asshole...) -
Mike: "Yo so, whose genitalia do we think is going to come out first?"
Boris: "I'm putting 20 dollars on the cock."
Later after Boris and the girl realized they were both TCNJ students -
Boris: "u neyo sisya vipala" (translation: her boob fell out.)
2. This one is funny in the context of the retarded suspender'd jazzercise thing I was wearing
Me: "I need to pee."
Mike: "Is that...even...POSSIBLE?"
3. Me: "I love...the random chicken noises in Afroman songs."
Boris: "That's actually what I like the least about Afroman songs."
Me: "Dude, I don't actually love it. I actually can't stand it."
Boris: "I KNOW. But also, when did it happen that 'I love' became 'this...exists.'? Like I missed that memo."
4. Boris' shocking discovery: "Wait Renee...have you noticed that, like, we have ALL THE SAME INTERESTS?"
5. As we watched the guy dig into the girl's asshole, Boris turned to me and said, "Wait, Renee...I think this is the first recorded instance of 'vlyublena...V JOPU!' Like, this is vlyublena v jopu."
6. And a throwback to when Boris and Andrei were sitting my kitchen -
Boris: "Yeah, we baby."
Remind me how baby became a verb in that context?
Mike: "Yo so, whose genitalia do we think is going to come out first?"
Boris: "I'm putting 20 dollars on the cock."
Later after Boris and the girl realized they were both TCNJ students -
Boris: "u neyo sisya vipala" (translation: her boob fell out.)
2. This one is funny in the context of the retarded suspender'd jazzercise thing I was wearing
Me: "I need to pee."
Mike: "Is that...even...POSSIBLE?"
3. Me: "I love...the random chicken noises in Afroman songs."
Boris: "That's actually what I like the least about Afroman songs."
Me: "Dude, I don't actually love it. I actually can't stand it."
Boris: "I KNOW. But also, when did it happen that 'I love' became 'this...exists.'? Like I missed that memo."
4. Boris' shocking discovery: "Wait Renee...have you noticed that, like, we have ALL THE SAME INTERESTS?"
5. As we watched the guy dig into the girl's asshole, Boris turned to me and said, "Wait, Renee...I think this is the first recorded instance of 'vlyublena...V JOPU!' Like, this is vlyublena v jopu."
6. And a throwback to when Boris and Andrei were sitting my kitchen -
Boris: "Yeah, we baby."
Remind me how baby became a verb in that context?