Objection!
I just saw a preview for "Charlotte's Web". Apparently there will be a remake of the movie. The catch is..it's not a cartoon. Egads! I hate it. The movie industry like..can't do that. It's like, wrong. I liked Charlotte's Web..when I was like, 8 and when it was a cartoon. Making a people version Charlotte's Web is like..making a real animal version of The Lion King. And THAT. Would be doubly wrong.