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CaptainClark16: I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought "wait a minute... suicide is a crime!"
^Haha i lov u mike clark!!
Lets see today was good theres still a few people mad at me but thats ok....umm poms sucked the team had an emotional background and a girl quit that sux......hmm my parents r making me get a drug test becuz they think ive gone goth haha w/e thats great im so trusted!! well i dont really hav anything else to say so heres sum fun quotes frum mike clark....
CaptainClark16: Soccer players go hard for 90 minuets in 11 different positions
CaptainClark16: We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. I'm busy moving it back.
CaptainClark16: Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap
CaptainClark16: When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
CaptainClark16: Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience...
Never argue with me. I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a fuckin bat!
CaptainClark16: Roses are good, Violets are fine.
I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9 :-)
CaptainClark16: Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!
^Haha i lov u mike clark!!
Lets see today was good theres still a few people mad at me but thats ok....umm poms sucked the team had an emotional background and a girl quit that sux......hmm my parents r making me get a drug test becuz they think ive gone goth haha w/e thats great im so trusted!! well i dont really hav anything else to say so heres sum fun quotes frum mike clark....
CaptainClark16: Soccer players go hard for 90 minuets in 11 different positions
CaptainClark16: We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. I'm busy moving it back.
CaptainClark16: Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap
CaptainClark16: When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
CaptainClark16: Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience...
Never argue with me. I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a fuckin bat!
CaptainClark16: Roses are good, Violets are fine.
I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9 :-)
CaptainClark16: Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!