The Wallgreen's Wall O' Love

[blueyedevil]

Now that I'm about to be a single lady again, I naturally went out to buy condoms last night. I am going have loads of sex. Sex all the time. My only problem is I haven't even thought about buying condoms in 10 years. In college, I had access to TONS of free condoms, and just carried them around with me. What kind of condom is the best? Hell if I

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[sean1072]

My ex said that she could tell the difference between ribbed and non, and liked the ribbed better.

As for free condoms, check with the local health department. I used to hang out with a guy who was the AIDS taskforce coordinator for Stark County back in Ohio and he had them on 1000' rolls.

[blueyedevil]

Yeah, I know where to get free condoms but the health department wasn't open when I actually needed condoms.

[talknerdy2leigh]

I've got a bunch from the health department when I went there a couple months ago - birth control pills are cheaper there when you're a grad student - TSU doesn't have any OB/GYN services on campus... You can have 'em, if you'd like.

I could send them to you in the mail, since I don't really get to see you much... or just leave them as a tip at Toot's... That would get some looks...

[littleface]

I would design a condom that gets up and does the housework after sex. Then throws itself away.

[evilee77]

Why don't you start a condom company? Then you could make your own, the way you want. Plus you could come up with a way better manner in which to market them. That way there will be no great wall of intimidation. I'm just saying . . .

[blueyedevil]

It would definately come with a "ball wipe". Balls can smell sometimes. Clean those bitches up.

[bobbydigital79]

A reservoir tip is essential. The ability to do housework is a close second though.

[aeonopolis]

holy shit, bobby kelly has a livejournal.

on another note, you need that spermicide shit. and requiring "fluffing" after the sex has begun is...weird.

[undernova]

Inspiral.