Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave
fireyearth a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I bought porn for
lilblazed (10 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I put money in
mijitdotcodotnz's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1344 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
blueycider