her name is la chica
When taken out of context, anything can sound ridiculous. For your amusement, a best-of from my conversations with Nuclear Physicist!
*Pam on exercise regimes: I don't care if I am tired and have just had 584936045987 orgasms make me do my stomach crunches before bed
*Dave on naming one's body parts: I'd say Pamela and Marge except well be weird if one of your nipples was named after you
*Pam on naming one's body parts: Are you saying my "I like you as a friend handles" are forest fires?
*Dave on taking the normal reaction to a baby and turning it into a car commercial theme: omgcanyougetanycuterwoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie
woogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie
woogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie....
then it would be remixed into a techno single
*Pam on her personality: There's a 14 year old boy lurking inside of me, between my sense of humor and my sex drive...
*Dave on breakfast etiquette: Good breakfast food is hard to come by and who'd want to come on it, anyway?
*Pam on unintentionally meta statements: I hiked up so high that I could see the observatory.
*Dave on things not to yell during sex: OH BABY! OH BABY! I'M MOVING IN!
*Pam on her personality part two: I did more research on g-spot orgasms. I'm a fucking ball of romance, aren't I?
*Dave on my doing aforementioned research: wow my night off and you become the researcher. I should have done music all night and tutored someone in Latin.
*Pam on reliability: trebuchets are known for their unreliability when it comes to hitting the gspot. I know
I read it on the internet
*Dave on sudden realizations: I was sitting on my hands today and I was like, yikes my butt is weirdly hard
then I realized it was IN SHAPE
I guess this is what happens when two over-educated people end up talking at all hours.
*Pam on exercise regimes: I don't care if I am tired and have just had 584936045987 orgasms make me do my stomach crunches before bed
*Dave on naming one's body parts: I'd say Pamela and Marge except well be weird if one of your nipples was named after you
*Pam on naming one's body parts: Are you saying my "I like you as a friend handles" are forest fires?
*Dave on taking the normal reaction to a baby and turning it into a car commercial theme: omgcanyougetanycuterwoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie
woogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie
woogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogiewoogie....
then it would be remixed into a techno single
*Pam on her personality: There's a 14 year old boy lurking inside of me, between my sense of humor and my sex drive...
*Dave on breakfast etiquette: Good breakfast food is hard to come by and who'd want to come on it, anyway?
*Pam on unintentionally meta statements: I hiked up so high that I could see the observatory.
*Dave on things not to yell during sex: OH BABY! OH BABY! I'M MOVING IN!
*Pam on her personality part two: I did more research on g-spot orgasms. I'm a fucking ball of romance, aren't I?
*Dave on my doing aforementioned research: wow my night off and you become the researcher. I should have done music all night and tutored someone in Latin.
*Pam on reliability: trebuchets are known for their unreliability when it comes to hitting the gspot. I know
I read it on the internet
*Dave on sudden realizations: I was sitting on my hands today and I was like, yikes my butt is weirdly hard
then I realized it was IN SHAPE
I guess this is what happens when two over-educated people end up talking at all hours.