sometimes, it's fun to be catty...just try it
Awesomely Adorable and I still talk, though we haven't seen each other since the fateful night of the accidental molestion. I had the feeling he was dating other girls which was totally fine by me. I was cruising around myspace (you know you do it too) and indeed found the girl he was seeing. She's 22 and looks like Kelly Osbourne. We're talking sharp black hair with a bleached streak, fishnets that look like sausage casing and a year's worth of eyeliner. She posted pictures of them kissing that are frankly really unflattering He has his eyes open!! Mouth and eyes open!! Bad maneuvering there. Best of all, this quote is included in her about me section:
" i'm sarcastic, sometimes clever, and definetly not your average girl. in fact, people stare at me with crazy eyes when i walk through the mall where i live. haven't you people seen a girl in leg warmers before? oh well. it doesn't bother me. it actually makes me smile because i would hate to be lumped in with everyone else. so normal. so boring. some people are so sheltered that i think they forget there is life outside of sports, work, and long blonde hair. they forget about culture."
Man, I can't believe that I was in his dating pool with this girl. He did tell me that I was different than any girl he's dated before, in that I conversed with him about Joseph Campbell and Meet The Feebles while still rocking a pair of fuck me boots. Perhaps he neglected to add that I have more than two brain cells and don't often get mistaken for one of the tackiest faux celebrities in LA (and getting mistaken for an Olsen twin doesn't count). He told me that he had finally gotten over his last relationship. It was with a 20 year old girl who moved in with him and slept with 3 of his friends.
I am morbidly waiting for round two while snuggling up with my nuclear physicist.
" i'm sarcastic, sometimes clever, and definetly not your average girl. in fact, people stare at me with crazy eyes when i walk through the mall where i live. haven't you people seen a girl in leg warmers before? oh well. it doesn't bother me. it actually makes me smile because i would hate to be lumped in with everyone else. so normal. so boring. some people are so sheltered that i think they forget there is life outside of sports, work, and long blonde hair. they forget about culture."
Man, I can't believe that I was in his dating pool with this girl. He did tell me that I was different than any girl he's dated before, in that I conversed with him about Joseph Campbell and Meet The Feebles while still rocking a pair of fuck me boots. Perhaps he neglected to add that I have more than two brain cells and don't often get mistaken for one of the tackiest faux celebrities in LA (and getting mistaken for an Olsen twin doesn't count). He told me that he had finally gotten over his last relationship. It was with a 20 year old girl who moved in with him and slept with 3 of his friends.
I am morbidly waiting for round two while snuggling up with my nuclear physicist.