And the beat goes on...
Dinkums has been going batshit crazy all night and Abbi claims it's because she ate shrimp. Everything about that statement is hilarious: the logic itself and the concept of shrimp getting an animal so excited it does laps around the house making odd noises for hours.
Last night was Roland's BBQ. WAY too much whiskey and too much falling on my ass resulted in too much sore tailbone today. I can quite literally say I'm butthurt. The day I learn to conduct myself like a respectable young lady will be a cold day in hell, though I do wish for that gift at times. It would spare me many hardships that come with being a socially-awkward degenerate alcoholic.
Last night was Roland's BBQ. WAY too much whiskey and too much falling on my ass resulted in too much sore tailbone today. I can quite literally say I'm butthurt. The day I learn to conduct myself like a respectable young lady will be a cold day in hell, though I do wish for that gift at times. It would spare me many hardships that come with being a socially-awkward degenerate alcoholic.