PRIME...
You know, I always wondered what the hell a 'hot toddy' was. It sounds like a good time. I recall my mother once saying about Thanksgiving with my dads family, "Grandma Pat would end up so drunk on hot toddys, I would have to finish the cooking". What does it taste like? What's in it? But then I never wanted to google it or ask either, cause I'm oddly pleased by mysterious funny/weird names, and knowing too much about them spoils their entertainment value somehow. Take "Cuby Rop" for example. Would I love Cuby Rop as much if I knew what the hell it meant? Of course not, it's an ambiguous oddity. Would I have enjoyed my mystery lunch in Japantown as much if I knew what it was? Most likely not.
But one of these days I sure as hell have to go somewhere and order one just to see what I get.
We went and saw Transformers last night! It was pretty badass, with a little helping of obligatory cheese. I can't say much since most people are going to see it this weekend. But man I wish I had a 3 story tall Optimus Prime to protect me. I could've sworn one of my female friends had a boner for one of the Transformers when she was a kid. I was going to publicly call her out on it, too, but I forget who it was. I just remember being like "you had a crush on a robot?? How does that work?". I can't talk shit though. I'm pretty sure I had a crush on at least one ninja turtle. But give me a break, it was the 80's and I was like 7, so I probably believed unicorns existed too...
Somewhere real far away, like Greenland.
(I still kind of think so...)
If you're tired of repeatedly surfing YouTube, eBay, and Myspace, go fart around on instructables.com. There you can learn to make all KINDS of crazy projects, like turning a Swiffer wetjet into a prop that shoots blood.
But one of these days I sure as hell have to go somewhere and order one just to see what I get.
We went and saw Transformers last night! It was pretty badass, with a little helping of obligatory cheese. I can't say much since most people are going to see it this weekend. But man I wish I had a 3 story tall Optimus Prime to protect me. I could've sworn one of my female friends had a boner for one of the Transformers when she was a kid. I was going to publicly call her out on it, too, but I forget who it was. I just remember being like "you had a crush on a robot?? How does that work?". I can't talk shit though. I'm pretty sure I had a crush on at least one ninja turtle. But give me a break, it was the 80's and I was like 7, so I probably believed unicorns existed too...
Somewhere real far away, like Greenland.
(I still kind of think so...)
If you're tired of repeatedly surfing YouTube, eBay, and Myspace, go fart around on instructables.com. There you can learn to make all KINDS of crazy projects, like turning a Swiffer wetjet into a prop that shoots blood.