I so hate clothes...
So the count of people who think my pic is hot is now up to three 8-)
I much enjoy unwarrented amounts of attention.
Random bit from a Church Newsletter:
How to Stay Safe
1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for us to be at any given point in time is at church. Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE- Attend church and bible study. IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
Very Amusing...
Hmm...what else...well much has happened since the last entry but I don't feel like talking about any of it so there :-p...but the highlights are as follows
Megan Rocks
Radiohead's Creep is my new favorite song
As much as I love life sometimes it really sucks ass
Anywho...enough highlights and onto, well nothing, I'm going to bed
Have much in the realm of funness
I much enjoy unwarrented amounts of attention.
Random bit from a Church Newsletter:
How to Stay Safe
1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for us to be at any given point in time is at church. Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE- Attend church and bible study. IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
Very Amusing...
Hmm...what else...well much has happened since the last entry but I don't feel like talking about any of it so there :-p...but the highlights are as follows
Megan Rocks
Radiohead's Creep is my new favorite song
As much as I love life sometimes it really sucks ass
Anywho...enough highlights and onto, well nothing, I'm going to bed
Have much in the realm of funness