The Mastodon Virtual book of Mega-Astounding Sciece Fiction
3rd Edition - January 02, 2009
edited by H. E. Avenoklewz and I. M. Nutsireus
Mastodon ebooks is an imprint of no-one. You think anyone is that silly?
All rights to all compilations of ancient Tellurian material abolished in the Copyfighter Dktrvian rebellion victory constitution, July 17, 2671.
This is a Virtual Anthology of Tellurian 'science fiction' written entertainment material, which those crazy editor guys think verges on the excellent to outstanding.
Said cheapskate publisher (probably wisely, it must be said given the lack of intellect, experience or knowledge of said editorial staff) has left little space for an introduction.
The editors, however, are competent enough to point out that in the interests of authenticity, the following work is provided in archaic html 'www' technology, and each entry is what was once known as a 'URL' which was accessed via an optical pointing device apparently likened to a rodent.
Many great stories follow after the cut thingo.
Lobsters - Charles Stross 0wnz0red - Cory DoctorowThe Nine Billion Names Of God - Arthur C. ClarkeCatherine Drewe - Paul CornellDark Integers - Greg Egan The Scab's Progress - Paul Di Filippo and Bruce SterlingStories For Men - John Kessel A Dry Quiet War - Tony DanielPrivateers' Moon - Terry Dowling The Walls of the Universe - Paul Melko The Gambler - Paolo BacigalupiThe Old Die Rich - H. L. GoldRetroactive anti-terror - Alex IrvineOptions - John VarleyBiographical Notes - Benjamin Rosenbaum Roller Ball Murder - William HarrisonToast A Con Report - Charles StrossI Robot - Cory DoctorowTitanium Mike Saves the Day - David D. LevineStarsong - Fred Saberhagen Scanners Live In Vain - Cordwainer Smith Looking Through Lace - Ruth NestvoldUnsportsmanlike Conduct - Scott Westerfeld The Cold Equations - Tom GodwinWikiworld - Paul Di FilippoThe Juniper Tree - John KesselOsama Phone Home - David MarusekAin't Nothing But a Hound Dog - B. W. CloughTourist - Charles StrossScroogled - Cory DoctorowCraters - Kristine Kathryn Rusch Glory - Greg EganStealing Alabama - Allen M. Steele Henry James This One's For You - Jack McDevittBag Lady - Walter Jon WilliamsThe Chief Designer - Andy Duncan Caught In the Organ Draft - Robert SilverbergThe Children's Crusade - Robert ReedOverkill - Elizabeth Bear In the Upper Room - Terry Bisson Exit Before Saving - Ruth NestvoldLegions In Time - Michael SwanwickIncarnation Day - Walter Jon Williams Mercytanks - Jennifer Pelland Of Mist and Grass and Sand - Vonda N. McIntyre Qubit Conflicts - Jetse De VriesIce Dwarves - Doug GoodmanSix Lights Off Green Star - Gareth L. PowellHalo - Charles StrossI Row-Boat - Cory DoctorowOmnilingual - H. Beam Piper Steve Fever - Greg EganThe Days Between - Allen M. Steele Survivor - Charles StrossAnda's Game - Cory DoctorowGinungagap - Michael SwanwickPulp Alibis - Paul Di FilippoThe Colour Out of Space - H. P. LovecraftThe Egan Thief - Gord Sellars Damned If You Don't - Randall GarrettApproaching Perimelasma - Geoffrey A. Landis Consider Her Ways - John Wyndham The People Of Sand and Slag - Paolo BacigalupiSheena 5 - Stephen Baxter First Contact - Murray Leinster Kin - Bruce McAllister The Sledge-Maker's Daughter - Alastair ReynoldsLaws Of Survival - Nancy KressDiplomat-At-Arms - Keith Laumer Unwirer - Cory Doctorow and Charles Stross Pride - Mary Turzillo Ship's Eye - Terry DowlingShade - Steve GouldMelancholy Elephants - Spider RobinsonThe Green Leopard Plague - Walter Jon Williams Elector - Charles StrossWhen SysAdmins Ruled the Earth - Cory DoctorowRadiant Green Star - Lucius Shepard Sergeant Chip - Bradley DentonMother Hitton's Littul Kittons - Cordwainer Smith Division By Zero - Ted ChiangExploration Team - Murray LeinsterThe Dead - Michael SwanwickBorder Guards - Greg EganWho Goes There? - John W. CampbellLusts of the Cat Queen: A Dash Manning Adventure - Melanie FletcherTi's Toys - James H. SchmitzThunder and Roses - Theodore SturgeonShambleau - C. L. Moore